Zach

Aspiring writer, lover of puns and bad jokes

[The Dad Briefs @SladeWentworth]

At the urinal in an I-95 rest stop bathroom:

Siri’s voice (from my back pocket): Turn left.

Man to the left of me: Please don’t.

[Zach @greenbren4]

@zaynahbear @Katrinathoughts this may be relevant to your interests

[Kat ‼️ @Katrinathoughts]

I've been into bird watching lately (mostly in my backyard) and today I saw this northern Flicker!! It was my first time seeing one and I got so excited! It feels really good to just let yourself be into things and get excited about them.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

I’m sorry for that passive aggressive email, I thought you knew what you were doing at your job

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

abdomen non-tender to pawpation

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

This is what I’ll be celebrating

[Kat ‼️ @Katrinathoughts]

Dog textures

[Zach @greenbren4]

@Katrinathoughts You’ve got votes for copper!

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

THE GAMER part 2

[Zach @greenbren4]

@Katrinathoughts Time to start digging holes in the forest and beach for those sweet sweet nature rocks

[ra¢hel @rachdele]

number one enjoyer of barbecue smell

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

“Hello, I’m… 50????” is legitimately one of the greatest line reads of our generation

[heMattomegaly, MD @mdmd2024]

Decided to include this joke in my MD grad photo shoot and I don't regret it in the least

[☀️ cat ☀️ walker's favorite lesboy @catherinespaws]

i miss filler episodes. idgaf how annoying you think they are, theyre SO necessary to get the audience attached to the characters. i need to know what these chucklefucks you've introduced to me do in their free time or i can't and won't like them as much.

[Kat ‼️ @Katrinathoughts]

I like buildings

[Kat ‼️ @Katrinathoughts]

🌸✨ 29 is going to be a good year, I feel it in my soul

[Kat ‼️ @Katrinathoughts]

I might have to watch Bleach cause apparently all the villains are hot 👀

[Zach @greenbren4]

@Katrinathoughts Aww man it’s true you don’t even know

[Kat ‼️ @Katrinathoughts]

Buildings I took pics of in Salem, Mass.