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[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

I know I’m trash buuuuut this is my new fav song to play on piano so

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

@NEJLAL_ 🥲 honestly don’t know what I’d do without you. Definitely wouldn’t have a wedding planned that’s for sure lol

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

At galentines:
“I love dying my hair dark, and being my worst self”

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS https://t.co/wCFqwrHJGB

[撒拉⚡️ @SupremeSala]

Kids bad as hell no matter the species lol

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

The smell of ✨target air✨ wafting through the open doors as I approach the building literally boosts my serotonin

[DECKI @bydecki]

If a good woman really likes u she’s not hangin out with any other men. No other men are attractive and are annoying

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

I just invite Nejla over and she tells me exactly where to put everything and what to pick up next 😂

[Kaleb @cowboyKal3b]

ADHD advice from people who don’t understand at all: “Just get a planner!”

Actually helpful ADHD advice: “The only way to ever reliably find motivation to clean your room is to invite someone over so your crippling fear of embarrassment overrides your broken dopamine receptors”

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

a “honeymoon phase” that’s not really a phase and just life w your fav person>>>>

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

This is so wholesome 🥺

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

Me to the girl I’m babysitting: “okay, what do you wanna play?”
Her: “single mom”

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

@NEJLAL_ Damn so much for the function then? lol

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

@NEJLAL_ Lmfaoooo

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

@saraiatrian Nah fr. My mom found out and was pissed lol told admin straight up her kid wasn’t doing that

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

@NEJLAL_ I was just thinking bout this :/ lol damn what wrong with us

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

Someone said if you had an easy bake oven and ate the “food” that came out of it as a kid, your immune system is bionic and you can’t get covid 💀

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

One of my preschool students calls the freckles on my shoulders “sparkles” and now I genuinely only want to call them that from now on lol

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

On the other hand, another one of my students told me I smell like cupcakes and Oreos, so that makes me feel a little better

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

Today one of my students said I look weird and “really silly” (I’m not wearing makeup) and when I asked why, they said “you have different eyes”. Then proceeded to tell me my dress was not pretty. Gotta love kids 🙃

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

Days like this

[koralabear 🐨 @greencerulean]

@old__dana 😍😍😍😍