Greendale Human

The Greendale Human Being is property of NBC, but this spandex covered bod is property of ME. for all things Community, The most non-racist racist!

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

No #Community tonight. My grief is assuaged only by the gift of the viral video. I'll take what I can get. #sixseasonsandamovie

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

Wasted a perfectly good conversation on someone who asked if they could add me on MySpace.

[Community 101 @community_tv]

Exclusive: Dan Harmon speaks candidly about “Community” departure – IFC http://t.co/pSRCayvw

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

The Dean wants me to remind everyone that the paint by numbers class Does NOT double as a math credit. #Community

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

Is it odd that I am unsure of my own ethnicity?

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

Vote Greendale Human Being for president. I'd probably do OK at it. #Community

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

I want to live with the Hecks. Do you think they'd notice? #themiddle

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

I think i'll become one of those people that carries around a gallon if water and a bag of raw veggies.

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

I always forget to take Beano BEFORE. #gas

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

Watching I Love Lucy at two in the afternoon. ...ah the life of a bachelor

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

No unnecessarily large headphones plugged into a beat up Walkman? Not a real Hipster.

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

So I've been watching you from behind this tree for the past hour and I must say...you creep me out.

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

Just pulled the 'ol Bodysuit out of the dryer.... who put that red sock in the wash!?

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

I would love to participate in No Shave November. However, I have no hair to not shave. #BabyFace

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

Watching The Adams Family and wishing I could pull off a name like Fester... #NotFair

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

Nothing says "I love you" like a steamed artichoke. No seriously...those things could charm the Bodysuit right off of me. #IRegretNothing

[Community 101 @community_tv]

Community Chicks Dish on Season Three | E!Online: http://me.lt/13Rwd #nbccommunity

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

@Greendale101 or at the very least ,an ill conceived character of the #Community writers on Sangria Saturdays

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

ABC's "Suburgatory"...6 seasons And a movie..calling it! #Sarcasm

[Greendale Human @greendalehuman]

@Greendale101 fear not... the night is darkest before the dawn. #UsingBatmanQuotesInUnrelatedConversations. P.S...did you mention Twinkies?