Samantha Knapp

I can tell you what classic Disney song is playing just by listening to the first few seconds of the song. I realize that’s not really a skill...

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

I just caught myself judging an 8 year old for knowing every word to Moana... then I remembered I do the same things with every Disney movie I’ve ever liked...

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

@SJSchauer

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

My cat’s name is: Clyde

What I call him:
Dude
Duder
Baby dude
Baby kitty
My kitty boy
My boy
Dingus
And very rarely, Clydey

[madison lawrence tabbey @madisonlawrence]

my cat’s name is: whiskey

what i call him:
whisker
whisk
whiskey-bajisky
whiskey woo
whisker-bajisker
snicker
whiskey baby
whiskit biscuit
whiskey, lord of the seven kingdoms, protector of the realm

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

WHAT?!?!

[Netflix Queue @netflixqueue]

A reimagined, live-action “Avatar: The Last Airbender” series is coming to Netflix!

(ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴀʀᴛ ʙʏ Jᴏʜɴ Sᴛᴀᴜʙ)

[ACPocketNews @ACPocketNews]

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We’ll announce a winner once the game launches in 2019!

[kelsey @kLevitt99]

100% real vicious pit bull attack

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

Having a kid: the only reason calling your mother, “grandma” that won’t get you slapped

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

So excited to go to church tonight and be asked if I’ve had my baby yet...
“Oh yes! I’m just hiding him under my shirt, he’s right here!”
#40weekspregnant

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

Put on my bathing suit in hopes that it would motivate me to go to the pool and relax... I’ve been sitting in my bathing suit for and hour...

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

Apparently, my child is the size of a honeydew melon... funny... he feels more like the size of cat that you threw in water and is thrashing around and... what were we talking about?

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

@MikoPanya August 26th!!! Jil will be in town then too!!!

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

@shelbyemclean Honestly, same.

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

Nate: *looks at my very swollen feet* “Your toes look like they’re stuffed with cheese... like little jalapeño poppers”
🧀🌶

[the great stoned dragon @KickSumHunibuns]

CAMEL 1: Hey can u hold this for me for one sec?

CAMEL 2: I would but I kinda have a lot on my back right now..

CAMEL 1: It's one straw Marvin don't be like that

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

@shelbyemclean Lol I mean, I feel like one haha 😂

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

@shelbyemclean So excited for all of the, “When are you due?... You’re so tiny!!!!” comments lol 😂

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

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[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

@Ben0Parker Don’t you forget it! Lol 😂

[Samantha Knapp @greeneggs2424]

Welcome to Nevada, where it can be 109 degrees and sunny and still rain because there’s one cloud in the sky 🌦