total bad boy

women want me their husbands fear me

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a whole damn clown

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

americans: my life’s a movie!

yeah; it’s the handmaid’s tale

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

might get a little wild and give a pig a pancake

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

qanon son or peta daughter?

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

some might consider my biceps to be the 8th natural wonder of the world

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

i love nothing more than to be obnoxious about the fact that i like the color green

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

@MushyLemon_ i’m still holding out hope that someone has her reboot card✊😔

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

everyone and their momma better pour one out for betty white tonight

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

just donated about 80 sand dollars back to the beach so i must know a thing or two about philanthropy

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

@sexy_skeleton16 i lost my mind the first time i saw this

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

i may not be a bird but i’m still pretty fly

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

@Ethen98394573 this might just be the best comment i have ever received, thank you

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

allow me to propose: unicycle jousting

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

kanye could drop piano concerto no. 21 in c major but mozart could NEVER drop through the wire

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

i just got my period a week early so some might say i know a thing or two about the red scare

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

my family tree? nah call that shit a cracker variety pack

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

had the privilege of opening the door for a man who looked like a washed up adam sandler at work. feeling #blessed

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

@JonClem_ you’re still recovering from the endless hot babes left in your wake after spitting some funky fresh bars

[total bad boy @greeneje_]

@lakenmarie0 herpes? again?

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listen, i may not like imperialism, but there’s nothing quite like watching american athletes conquer third world countries on the olympic stage

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@tthewalkandgo @tylerthecreator this is incredible!