Maxine Parent

Mom of boys. Married to my favourite person.

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/uB25Ng1fGX

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

Stop scrolling. Go have a snack. #ThatsTheWholeTweet

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

@Kevin__Parent The joke writes itself here… 😬 #SorryBabe

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

Nobody likes everything about you. You don’t even like everything about you. Relax. #WereAllJustDoingOurBest

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

Thank goodness the third child only needs goldfish crackers. #MomLife #MomOfBoys #SurvivalOfTheFittest

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

Stuck between YOLO and I’m too old for that.

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

My brother has been training for two years to be the headliner of this event. Please donate in support of #TheFightForTheCure @FFTCOTTAWA #FuckCancer https://t.co/m2JBpqSCLi #Ottawa @OttawaCancer #BlueTeam @ctvottawa #HeartAndCrownPub

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

@Kevin__Parent You know… you have timeshare on a puppy… 🤨

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

Going into a new week… let’s be more like the bees 😜 @Kevin__Parent

[Ottawa Public Health @OttawaHealth]

Lastly, our dear interns.

We had the surreal pleasure of working w/@colinmochrie, @brittlestar & @VancityReynolds (husband of Hollywood actress @blakelively).

They gave us laughs when we needed it, & their messages helped save lives.

Thanks, all. Take care.

-OPH out. (12/12)

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

This is just level: pro 😂😂 #GetBoosted #Ottawa

[Ottawa Public Health @OttawaHealth]

Twitter, meet Bryce.

p.s. be like Bruce & Bryce (and their wonderful dad). Stay up to date on your COVID vaccinations. https://t.co/37WucSYNMu

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

It's been 419 days since the world found out about my brother's "secret identity".

And for 419 long days, I've stayed quiet and let him have his time in the spotlight.

But it's time you all learn the truth about Bruce from @OttawaHealth.

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

Marriage Pro Tip: immediately after your wedding day, gain 10-15 lbs. This will prevent you from losing your wedding ring. #MarriageAdvice #MarriedLife #YoureWelcome

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

OMG I know that guy!!! 🤗 #ProudWife

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

All things considered, could the ailment associated with this pandemic not have been one of the ones that makes you lose 10-15 pounds?

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

Things my 5-year-old knows: 1. He’s thirsty. 2. That the craft cupboard is always stocked. #MomOfBoys #NeverADullMoment

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

Talking to the kids about private parts… Finish the talk with « do you boys have any questions? » 8 yo: asks a question about geography/hockey teams. 5 yo: asks a question about dinosaurs. I feel like I got through to them 👍🏼 #ParentingIsHard #MomOfBoys

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

This may be the most accurate graph you see this year. #MindBlown #MomLife

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

Why does my husband make sure there’s always a good stock of @AviationGin? So I don’t use his autographed bottle for my after-bedtime-mommy-drink. #MarriedLife @Kevin__Parent

[Maxine Parent @greeneyed_max]

@StuntmanStu So glad to see more corporations embracing Zero Waste