Jac Fitzgerald

There remains a rich and yet largely untapped vein of tram-related commentary.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Unfortunately I cannot explain the gap in my resume as those records were sadly lost in the burning of The Library of Alexandria :(

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

Thinking about becoming a brand ambassador for the Burnley Tunnel, hmu if you want discount entry

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

you so called ''foodies'' disparage family restaurants while eating farm (mud???) to table

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

It's 2022 and my apartment building has an app.

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

"Sorry we mainly seem to get size 8 to 10... it's the most popular size" -retail assistant, completing my induction to true South Yarrian

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

Netflix doing its bit for the lesser known IZGonnaBOK Day #representation

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

been in the burbs 4 days, already had a lovely conversation with the lollipop lady #revolting

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

Fisher and Paykel send their regards

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Literary Scholars Discover First Draft Of ‘A Christmas Carol’ Where All 4 Ghosts Show Up At Once And Just Beat The Shit Out Of Scrooge https://t.co/rVGwFhotjz

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

I'm On A Train, and I Must Cough

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

@johnnycleaver You need to get your parents to that dance before it's too late McFly

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

Work sober invoice drunk

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

All delusions I would spend a hypothetical prison sentence getting educated or fit have been dispelled by lockdown

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

@markh110 Bold not to picture Commander Shepard on the front of the box??

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

Brunswick Station is sporting what I can only describe as a kiosk-style solar-powered low-res skyrail moodboard.

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

@DivyaRinak So sorry to hear this Div :( thinking of you and your friend's family

[TransStellarFilmFest @transstellarff]

Enby Enterrupted is an official selection in the Trans Stellar Film Festival!

Directed by @SarARTStrachan and @greeneyedfitz, two Enby best buddies match with the same unicorn hunters on Tinder, but have they met their match?

[Monash Pharmacy & Pharmaceutical Sciences @MonashPharm]

We promised another Panel Discussion & at 1230 we will deliver!
@_dan_malone @CJHatzipantelis & @KevinWuMoo will be chatting about how pharmacists & pharmaceutical scientists are working to flatten the mental health curve. Once again, @greeneyedfitz will be our wonderful host.

[Monash Pharmacy & Pharmaceutical Sciences @MonashPharm]

Over 75% of mental health problems occur before the age of 25. Jump onto our live panel discussion now where @greeneyedfitz is steering the conversation on the role pharmacy and pharmaceutical sciences can play in mental health #MonashOpenDay

[Jac Fitzgerald @greeneyedfitz]

WELL SHUCKS!