Ria

Mom. Wifey. Chemist. My super powers include being super calm in the worst circumstances, and always picking the one item in the store without a price tag.

[Ria @greengoddess95]

"I bout Four Lokos and boiled peanuts. The South fucking rocks!" ~ Convo with my sister

[Jake Nolen @jakenolen]

Do you agree with Alice Cooper?

[Ria @greengoddess95]

It would be so much easier if I was a cold heartless bitch. But, alas, I actually give a fuck about people.

[Ria @greengoddess95]

Mercury is in retrograde. There's a solar eclipse. It's Rex Manning Day! This Monday is my Friday. Let the chaos reign!
(Also, don't buy any plants today.)
#longbreak
#Eclipse2024
#RexManningDay
#Mercuryinretrograde
#LittleShopOfHorrors
#AudreyII

[Ria @greengoddess95]

I knew today was going to be a shit day, but I thought I'd have distractions. Instead, the Universe said, "Hold my beer."
#sufferinginsilence
#9years
#stresseating
#pastaislife
#debtrepaid

[Ria @greengoddess95]

@hankgreen Montana winters!

[Ria @greengoddess95]

"I guess it goes to show, does it not? That we've no idea what we've got until we lose it. " 😭
Same song as last time.

[Ria @greengoddess95]

"And I don't know what's got its teeth in me
But I'm about to bite back in anger
No amount of self-sought fury
Will bring back the glory of innocence"
~ Take Me Back To Eden by Sleep Token

[Ria @greengoddess95]

"Just run it back, give me five whole minutes
I am thick tar on the inside burning
I've got a ghost in the hallway grinning
And a heavy head that won't stop turning"

~ "Euclid" by Sleep Token

[Ria @greengoddess95]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck no!

[David Coverdale @davidcoverdale]

That would be a firm ‘nope’…

[Ria @greengoddess95]

@davidcoverdale Just did it yesterday at #rockinrudys

[Ria @greengoddess95]

Give me a shot of Whiskey and I'll be a high functioning adult! 🥃

[Ria @greengoddess95]

Finally reached the point in my vacation where I'm glad we didn't go home a day early.
#lolohotsprings #relaxed #StrangeHazeIPA

[Ria @greengoddess95]

#exhausted is all I've got.

[Ria @greengoddess95]

My new superpower is when I want a Cherry Dilly Bar, one will manifest into my possession, and my belly! I 🍒🍒

[Ria @greengoddess95]

What I really need is a long straw and the skulls of my enemies.
#SaturdayThoughts #mangowhiteclaw #jealousbitches #HocusPocus #fuckyouiwontdowhatyoutoldme

[Ria @greengoddess95]

"Did you know that if you play reggae too fast, it becomes a polka."
#JustifiedFX #CityPrimevalFX #Sweety #ILovePolka

[Ria @greengoddess95]

Found the chaos I needed!
#SaturdayVibes #shots #wingman #motorboat

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

In solidarity with the upcoming UPS strike, SAG-AFTRA is now delivering all of its packages in person.