oh look at me! i’m tom holland, i’m having two major movies releasing back to back, i’m married to the most beautiful woman in the world and she’s laying on my lap, and my curls look amazing! fuck you
“some guy randomly launches into a five-minute unprompted monologue about asexuality in the middle of an aquarium” and it's just a teenage boy having a perfect segue to telling his friend group something big about himself fall into his lap and going for it
a little girl was raped, impregnated multiple times, murdered and dismembered and you fucking losers are debating whether you can still listen to his music or not.
dying at all the heartstopper critique basically sounding like “why is this franchise for queer teenagers explain things queer teenagers might have questions about”
What really fucking boils my piss is that we had the opportunity to change the world after Covid. The pandemic produced a fascinating real-world experiment. It demonstrated that human activity can alter emissions and local environmental conditions extraordinarily quickly
I just discovered that they're using Google Maps to promote Brand New Day with Spider-Man sightings in NYC, he's actually real now!
The fact that they having him fighting the Hand in the street is so cool