Mr. Green Says...

My brain moves faster than my mouth!

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Me: “Can you froffen?”

Translation: Can you scratch my back?

#mrgreensays

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Me: “Opening flacken”

Translation: Turnovers

#mrgreensays #OSUvPSU

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Me: “Bold and fresh”

Translation: Walmart

#mrgreensays

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

We have our 4th showing in 3 days today...someone please our house! #iwanttomove

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Officially boycotting the CFP playoffs until they get the REAL best 4 teams in the country...

#CFPlayoffsSUCKS

[10TV @10TV]

JUST IN: Urban Meyer will be assistant athletic director at Ohio State https://t.co/VoOI7WfzNu #10TV

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Hello fellow followers! I do apologize for my temporary absence. I have been quite busy with my busy life. I am here now to make you laugh, cry, fart, etc. Oh happy day!

#mrgreensays #imbaaaaaaaaack

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

❌e: Utopia

Translation: Ho❌e Depot

#❌rgreensays #wednesdaynight #WednesdayWisdom

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Chelsae: (in reference to Drue Chrisman) he’s gonna be MVP

Me: He’s gonna be the man of the game!

Chelsae: Like...the MVP.

#thatswhatimeant #mrgreensays #gobucks #thankgoodnesswewon

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

“NEEDTOBREATHE. They all must have been asthmatics.”

#mrgreensays

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Oh, I’m back btw

#imbaaaaaaaaack

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Pre season, pre shmeason!!

#mrgreensays

[Michael Green @theatremagnum]

https://t.co/0GSKzueFGT

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

What are horned frogs? #confusion #GOBUCKS

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Me: “boogie fluke”

Translation: bonus features

#mrgreensays

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Me: “the split macket”

Translation: The BrickHouse

#mrgreensays

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Me: “fuzzy orb”

Translation: egg roll

#mrgreensays #dontmakefunofme

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

Me: Winston Salem

Translation: Michaels

#mrgreensays #ilost5teeth

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

I’m very disappointed that no one asked me anything while I was loopy 😑 #noexcuses

[Mr. Green Says... @greenisms_]

I’m awake! #askmike