green lemon

it's nice to love and be loved but i'd rather know what god knows

[erin chack @ErinChack]

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.

[green lemon @greenlemon127]

@thechosenberg this post was written by a man who wants another man to do this to his imaginary (ex)wife

[green lemon @greenlemon127]

@starveswirl from my understanding toxic shock, above anything else, depends on whether you have that specific kind of bacteria living in you already. absorbency of the tampon or how long it's in don't really matter because either the bacteria is there or it isn't

[Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson @TomJack42069]

I wonder what people did at internships before reels existed

[green lemon @greenlemon127]

@hornsupchris could be worse. i'm experiencing office work for the first time and i just graduated lol

[savannah @savbrads]

reading my own writing

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖜𝖎𝖋𝖊 @gothhauswife]

Hot summer nights, mid July, when you and I were forever wild.

[green lemon @greenlemon127]

@poopnibbler happens to the best of us

[e @spngbwb]

i love you and crave you carnally As a friend

[s! @palearab]

ive felt like this for the past month

[angel @angelshit]

If you’ve ever been kind to me you get a little room in my mind forever where the bed is always made and The window is open so it smells like rain

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Im an outlet for emoitonal abuse becase people can tell i deserve it

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Saturday

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Wanna come over and figure me out

[⌏ ❦ ⌌ @TimesNewJohann]

getting fat again