c8lyn

what do I even put here

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

My downstairs neighbor all day today: https://t.co/fblVZWgKCr

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

People will really claim to support law enforcement but then I tell them to put on their mask because it’s the law and they yell at me. Lady I am literally law enforcement just admit you’re a bad person in multiple ways it’s a lot less mental gymnastics.

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

Just plucked off a significant portion of my eyebrows to reshape them a little and like the way they look but I just rembered I'm high. Hopefully they still look good tomorrow when I'm sober 😬

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

@LakotaMan1 @dimuhhx Very sexist of you to think that fashion, cooking, hair, and nursing are by default female roles.

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

@pringle_long @Btrillaaa @ashIeyherna That's weird idk why your tweet was deleted, wasn't disrespectful or anything.

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

@quotethesurface @Btrillaaa Nah, men have more stable hormones whereas women have more ups and downs in hormones, which causes bad skin. Men also have testosterone which increases hair growth. Same reason guys have beards and hairy chests and women don't.

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

@Alvin71887230 @isabelng723 @SAlYANSRAGE Who bought the worst?

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

@KaciCawlfield Sometimes when I sign Molloy it looks like Molly. Oh well, that's what most people think my last name is anyway 😂

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

2020 sucks because we made all those 20/20 vision jokes and the universe didn't like them

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

@PaigeE103 Before I even saw the picture I thought of the “it’s child sized” so thank you for including that 😂

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

@honeynutphantom @BeHappy_79 @welIdamn Yup. The reason men “can’t” show emotion is because women show emotion and women are less than. Can’t do anything that might be seen as feminine.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

@GarroshHellDean

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

I just got a new voter ID card in the mail and my new polling location is a church instead of a golf course like before. So now in order to tell the gov’t that the church needs to stay out of my life and laws I need to go to a church.

[c8lyn @greenninja2018]

I think it’s super cool and politically neutral that the place I’ll be voting for a separation of church and state in all facets of life will be at a church. That seems completely normal and not at all inconsistent. No votes could ever be swayed by this, I’m sure of it.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!