Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner

Jagerbomb Enthusiast | Guinness Book of World Records Holder: World’s Most Average Sex | Green Street Natty Champ

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

Just hit a double bloody in the shitter at the bar after leveling out some slopes. What’s a good excuse for the fruzz waiting for me on the outside?
#fruzz #blackdiamond #uiuc

[Stewart Johnson_72 @Stewart81309874]

Normally not a bush light guy but these cans make me want to drink a 1,000 of them

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

Have the population was put on this planet just to Fuck the other half, so if you ain’t getting any that’s your own damn fault. #puh #sexlife #college

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

I’m back to school at #uiuc and everyone is calling me an alcoholic for building a bar for my room in the frat house. Is it wrong for me to want to drink with no geeds present? #whiteout

[Hawkeye Lincoln @HawkeyeLincoln]

We #shrinking or #expanding this?

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

Home for summer break… how do I hide my depressive drinking and alcoholic state from my parents? I mean hell I wrecked my truck last weekend drunk driving. #buzzbeforehuzz

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

Spending this fine Saturday night doing what I do best… drinking alone and listening to music that makes me want to suck start a 12 gauge shotgun.
#takemeback #rowdy
P.S. this is a nightly occurrence

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

Just told my ex-situationship from my hometown I’d give her $50 if she could guess which finger I stuck in her asshole and covered her eyes with both hands.
#LANK #girlcrush #dirtroad

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

A Busch Light for lunch to celebrate a big win this semester (my gpa is still above a 1.8). Big shoutout to ChatGPT and my hot TA.
#ILL #AcademicProbation

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

Saw a male wearing a bow in his hair and a dress. Made me want to kill myself. Probably buying 6 feet of rope tomorrow.
#kms

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

Last Kams senior night of the year. Too many geeds.
#curryfest
#wheredawhites
#bringbackgreeklife

[Bud (Mr. Big Ten) Wiser @BudWiser6969]

To whoever hacked canvas, thank you for your service

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

Kams country night, empty but expecting a crowd.
#showupearlystaylate
#letsgetracist

[L’Carpetron Dukemariott @AltemeyerLover6]

The GPA, GED, and GDP of the arc just dropped by 60% #threefifthsrule

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

@SkrillaJockey Rock bottom isn’t a bad place to be if you collect rocks.

[Ludwig “Jagerbomb” Wagner @greenstgooner]

@Maryland Head coach @buzzwilliams trying to rizz up @UofI_Illinettes while down 20… let his wife know… still doesn’t count as a W
#goillini

[Chief Illiniwek @chiefilliniwek]

Bring me back!

[Big Robovich @roblot31playa]

Bring back the war chant