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24 :P

[G @greeriatric]

trans people will put a functional lock on anything and call it a fit

[rottencupcake🧁 @3rottencupcak3]

I gotta go missing or something bro

[G @greeriatric]

just put brownies in the oven at 10:34pm on a work night #RagingAgainstTheMachine

[G @greeriatric]

there are so many things i want to do, and i only want to start doing them at 10:38pm

[Faye @Fayeslop]

Seattle is 2020 TikTok if it became a city

[tex @texmeplease]

my dream job is just to kind of walk around

[G @greeriatric]

asked this lady if I have a lazy eye, and she said “noo...ones just productive” …

[G @greeriatric]

pretty cunt actually that southerns say shit like “somethin’ fierce”

[G @greeriatric]

Conversely, I hate when there’s corn in it

[G @greeriatric]

I love when I have new experiences that reveal to me how evil something someone did in the past truly was

[G @greeriatric]

@farnnesse Love it when my redacted puts all her weight on me. I feel like I’m the object in one of those hydraulic press videos

[G @greeriatric]

scheduled my top surgery today and mariners won against the dodgers I am feeling my very most seattle pride

[G @greeriatric]

i was born in the right generation i love processed meats and t4t and cigarettes and craft beer

[G @greeriatric]

grok how do I file a no contact order in my dreamscape

[G @greeriatric]

@cisnistr 🙂‍↕️

[G @greeriatric]

@2shark2nado so absolutely yes. A resounding yes.

[G @greeriatric]

every day feels like the purge but it’s only legal for everyone to crime on one guy and it’s me

[G @greeriatric]

we’ve been living in a postmodern society ever since the invention of the wheel

[G @greeriatric]

invention of the wheel was lowk the death of manhood

[G @greeriatric]

@2shark2nado prolly not and also do u want to be? i feel like some of ‘em mean it in a kinda backhanded way 😭