Greg

Here to connect, learn, have fun, and grow. Trying to do things the right way, not always hard, just unfamiliar. Not original, but authentic.

[Deepstash @deepstash]

Reward the metric, not the outcome, and you'll get more of the problem.

British Delhi learned this with cobras.

Deepstash has the best ideas in psychology, business and economics, condensed into a 2-minute scroll.

[B @youngkid44]

Let me educate you about this Eritrea/Somali culture every lady should embrace...

A thread 👇

[Greg @greg_ael]

@AyrtonLegend How long will the Jars last?

[Greg @greg_ael]

@MbmSava @AyrtonLegend How long can this last? I take it in cupboard based on how many jars they had?

[Learn Doctor @Iearndoctor]

How long should sex
ual intercourse last??

[Dave F. @DaveF937]

Okay, so, they made it look easy, & I'll be honest, I've never made sauce straight from the tomato & I am definitely going to give it a shot.

[Tuttlewind, ♦️🌝♠️🪖💜🏹🪓🪶🇺🇸♎ @Tuttlewind33]

I respect honesty

[Greg @greg_ael]

@maximumpain333 Book II

[Cameron Thomason @holisticnut33]

Have you ever seen frozen oxygen??

[Greg @greg_ael]

@yoursoybaby ❤️

[Amelia @AmeliaRodrigJan]

This is how you do comedy! Legendary dude right here. I hate those comics who just do crowd work.

[Camsiyo @Camsiyonna1]

The Six Triple Eight🎬

[Greg @greg_ael]

@Impressivetips @KarmaUnl0cked ❤️

[Greg @greg_ael]

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[Michelle Labs @MolecularLab_]

Classic Homemade Lasagna.

​Ingredients:
​-1 lb ground beef
​-1 small onion, finely chopped
​-3 cloves garlic, minced
​-1 jar (24 oz) marinara sauce
​-1 can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes
​-9 lasagna noodles
​-15 oz ricotta cheese
​-1 egg
​-2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
​-1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
​-1 tsp Italian seasoning
​-1/2 tsp salt
​-1/2 tsp black pepper

​Instructions:
​Preheat oven to 375°F.
​Cook the ground beef and onion in a large skillet until browned. Drain excess grease.
​Add garlic and cook for 1 minute.
​Stir in marinara sauce, diced tomatoes, Italian seasoning, salt, and pepper. Simmer for 10 minutes.
​Cook the lasagna noodles according to package directions and drain.
​Mix ricotta cheese with the egg and half of the Parmesan.
​Spread a thin layer of meat sauce in a 9x13-inch baking dish.
​Add a layer of noodles, ricotta mixture, meat sauce, and mozzarella.
​Repeat the layers until everything is used.
​Finish with mozzarella and the remaining Parmesan.
​Cover with foil and bake for 25 minutes.

​Remove the foil and bake for another 15–20 minutes until golden and bubbly.
​Let it rest for 10–15 minutes before slicing

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American Family Nurse Practitioner saw a patient in the Emergency room and has a very serious warning. Don’t let your dog lick you on the mouth

A patient came into the emergency and she looked extremely pregnant, like 8-9 months pregnant but the patient said she wasn’t pregnant

After running all the tests everything kept coming back as normal and not pregnant

But the belly was extremely distended and “if was clear that something was in there” it was also very “firm”

Every test keeps coming back as normal

“Nothing explains why it looks like she's immediately about to deliver. Then we ultrasound her abdomen, and we don't see a baby. Nope. Massive cystic structure taking up a huge portion of her abdominal cavity. Tumor? Massive hepatic cyst? Some bizarre congenital anomaly?

Go to CT, and that's where we find enormous 25-centimeter lesion in the right lobe of her liver. So big that it's displacing her bowel and other organs in the same sense that a pregnancy might do. The cysts weren't empty. There were smaller pieces inside the cysts. Imagine this big ball filled with littler balls. It gets worse”

“Radiology calls them daughter cysts, and this is where infectious diseases gets involved and we start drawing a bunch of labs and doing way more studies.

Cystic echinococcosis.She has a hydatid cyst. What causes hydatid cyst? Echinococcosis granulosus. Parasitic tapeworm. Yes, I said tapeworm.

Someone brilliantly asks, "Hey, do you have any dogs?" Which she replies, "Yeah, my dog is my life. He's my literal baby." The dog sleeps in her bed, licks her face, and kisses her on the mouth all the time. This is where it gets gross.

Dogs and other canids can be definitive hosts for echinococcosis, the adult tapeworms, like the final form. The adult worms live in intestines and produce microscopic eggs that shed in feces.
Humans accidentally ingest them through fecal-oral transmission. The eggs hatch, larvae penetrate the intestinal walls, they enter circulation. What's the first place that they meet in circulation? The liver. Once they're there, they slowly form these massive cysts that take up a ton of space.

What's inside those cysts? More of the parasites. All of the tiny balls on the CT that we saw, the balls inside of balls inside of balls, those are literally more baby parasites that are gonna grow up into adult tapeworms and then penetrate the walls of the intestine, replicate, and make more parasites.

One of the scary parts is that they can grow for years and not have anybody know. Another scary part is you don't just stick a needle in, suck it out, and be done with it. If you mess this up and you spill the contents of those cysts, there are tons of tiny baby parasite particles spread about the abdomen and make everything so much worse. They can invade other organs. They can do tons of damage. It's a mess.

Not only that, spilling those contents can actually trigger anaphylactic reaction, so people can die from opening them up and spilling them. So infectious diseases and hepatobiliary get involved, and they end up performing a definitive surgery on this woman to make sure that they very, very carefully clear out her abdomen without spilling any of the contents anywhere else”

She has to have surgery, is out on antiparasitics and that massive belly goes away

“Please stop letting your animals lick your face. I don't care if you love them. Kiss them on the forehead, scratch their belly, tell them they are the best things on earth — Don't let the dog that just spent 10 minutes licking its booty hole lick the inside of your mouth”

Globally there are around 200,000 cases of this per year

If you get this and it’s large like with this patient it can actually be deadly if it ruptures

[Missy in So Cal 𝄞𝄢 🇺🇸 @MissyIsMaga]

WOW! This brave mom shows up to a school board meeting as a "woman pretending to be a cat" to prove that gender identity is a mental disorder that merits separation from children. This is the greatest speech I've heard in a LONG time!

She proves a GREAT point!

[El Fogón de Palo🔥 @fogondpalo]

👌🏻Encurtido de Cebolla 🧅
✍️sevgikayhan_
Otro excelente acompañante de carnes y cualquier proteína.

Ingredientes para 1 frasco:

2 cebollas grandes
1 cucharada de sal
1 cucharadita de azúcar
5 granos de pimienta negra
Medio vaso de vinagre
Agua hirviendo hasta llenar el frasco

Preparación:

Pela las cebollas y córtalas en rodajas finas.
Llena el frasco con las cebollas picadas y agrega encima la sal, el azúcar, la pimienta y el vinagre.
Añade el agua hirviendo y cierra la tapa.
Voltea el frasco de cabeza un par de veces.

Listo en 7-8 horas.

¡BUEN PROVECHO!

[Greg @greg_ael]

@Divya_Tripa23 🙏