Congrats to William & Kate on their newborn. Heaven forbid if they had to go through Alfie Evans ordeal, I'm sure the outcome would be totally different. #SaveAlfieEvans
I'm no millionaire but I've lost money and I've not gave it any thought. So if there's any billionaires out there who don't mind giving me a £1m, then feel free. It'd be an awesome investment. Worth a try 😂🖒
People will understand how stressful it is when you are deleting more mmmmmmmmmm then words because you've turned off autocorrect & predictive text!
Philippe Coutinho to #FCBarca for £142m. I do hope #LFC rip in someone class. We've tightened up on defence but lost a big part of the forward engine. Let's hope we still have some cash in the transfer kitty to try and replace that sort of skill.
Dunno how 2018 is gonna be different to any other year. I'm sure bills will be pouring through my letterbox quicker than my Tassimo can pour out a cappuccino.
Wow, I've still got 2 more days to pile as much weight on before the big 2018 transformation. Gym is a great guy, gives me discounts every time I walk in to the "all you can eat" restaurant. It's all about saving money.
Waiting to hear my number get called out in Maccie Ds. I got that excited for my McMuffin meal, that when they called out my number, I shouted, “BINGO!” #McDonalds#tirednessconfusesme
When you watch I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and you see the celebs eat and drink all that nasty crap. Trust me, I could spew up for them. 🤢😂 #ImACeleb