Fantasy Professor

Only here for fantasy football discussions and remarkable stats. (and to be perpetually surprised by Twitter trolls lol)

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

#ETTD

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

When Donald Trump went to see the Knicks they lost to break a 13 game winning streak. When Taylor Swift went they staged the greatest comeback in NBA playoff history. 🤔🤔🤔

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

I love June depth chart projections.

[Adam Levitan @adamlevitan]

Sounds like RB pecking order at Seahawks OTAs has been:
1. George Holani
2. Jadarian Price
3. Emanuel Wilson

* Price has been getting full drives with the starters
* Expecting Holani to be used in ton of passing situations while Zach Charbonnet (ACL) is out
* Wilson only got $300k guaranteed

Via Tacoma News Tribune: https://t.co/asH5Js845m

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@sourpatchpandaa @samlymatters Center left liberal? What? Lolllll

That’s not at all her political stance.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@samlymatters @JohnJHarwood

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@nypost

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@BeshearStan In all fairness, Riley lost to 3 woman and 1 man. So we can give her 4th place to comfort the comments.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@DonSatina @DanLamothe Anyone who uses the cliché “is part of the problem” is an imbecile.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@RepFine There’s no way Randy doesn’t wear Velcro shoes.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

It’s on. Dancing in the pocket resumes.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The entire AFC North seeing Myles Garrett get traded to the Rams

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

Spot on.

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

People who don’t understand science think Elon is a genius.

People who do understand science realize he is not.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

Lolllll

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@ligia_bastidas @reedgalen *MANAGA

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

Incredible.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Achilles vs Hector duel in Troy (2004) is where the movie fully locks in. Brad Pitt fights with this terrifying speed while Eric Bana makes Hector feel exhausted and honorable all at once. Still one of the cleanest sword fights put on screen

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

Titans 4-13 incoming

[Jesse Morse, M.D. @DrJesseMorse]

Progress! Set a new standard.

NO SEED OILS FOR NFL TEAMS.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

America is so cooked.

[Colours of The world @ColoursOfWorld1]

In Thailand, cola super-cooled at near freezing point is served by instantly solidifying it in one go

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@HackswithHaggs On the goalie, for sure.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@Acyn Posting the stock ticker is hilarious. Straight out of a satirical movie about corruption.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

@VirtualMirth @atrupar What happened to creative trolls? Twitter used to be fun.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

Incredible story and not surprising.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I just had the craziest experience at the airport.

We are about to board a flight to Atlanta when the pilot from the incoming plane walks out of the jetway. Guy is probably late 50s, salt and pepper hair, military look. The kind of pilot you instantly feel good about seeing on your flight.

Pilot walks over to the counter, gets on the PA system, and starts addressing everyone. “Folks, I’ve been doing this a long time. Flying one of these jets is easy. The hard part is looking at 130 people and telling them their flight is going to be delayed.”

Audible groans throughout the boarding gate. Most people here are flying to Atlanta as a layover before another flight. 130 people just had their day become a complete mess.

The pilot goes on. “I get it, trust me. But here’s the deal: During our landing, we had a small mechanical issue. I’m not your pilot for the next leg, but I don’t feel confident the jet’s safe to fly until we have a mechanical team look it over, and I don’t feel comfortable asking the next pilots to fly you guys until we get confirmation.”

He points at the agents next to him behind the counter: “Now, none of this is the agents’ fault. Please be kind to them. I’m the one who made this decision, not them, so any inconvenience you experience is my fault. Just please know that I don’t do this lightly, and I’m only doing it because I believe it’s in the best interests of everyone’s safety.”

Now this is where the story gets crazy. The pilot puts the microphone down, grabs his suitcase, and all the people in the gate…

Start clapping.

I’m not joking, everyone starts clapping for the guy. 130 people who just had their travel plans ruined give an ovation to the guy who made the decision and delivered the message.

All because he addressed them with decency and transparency, took ownership of the decision, made it clear that it was necessary, and explained why it was in everyone’s best interest.

It’s honestly one of the best examples of strong communication—of strong leadership, for that matter—that I’ve seen in a long time.

@Delta, whoever your Atlanta to Wichita pilot was this morning, he’s one of the good ones. Please tell him the delayed passengers of flight 1637 appreciate what he did.

[Fantasy Professor @Greg_begins]

Fully second this.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

I have no respect for anyone who’s angry about this. This is exactly what taxes should be spent on. Not subsidizing corporations and giving bombs to Israel.