Greg Hogan

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

They told us Democrats would turn America into a show-your-papers society.

They told us Democrats would strip away the Second Amendment.

They told us Democrats would jail us for what we say.

They told us Democrats would drag us into more foreign wars.

They told us Democrats would cover up a child sex trafficking ring.

And then Republicans took power and decided to do all of it themselves.

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

Chris Godwin 🐙‼️

Only the third octopus all season, two have been by Bucs wearing the throwbacks!

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Attacks on the free press is a hallmark of fascism.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

from the declaration of independence lol

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

Tom Brady, who has not played an NFL game in two years, is rostered in 1.9% of @ESPNFantasy leagues.

Mason Rudolph, who started a game at quarterback yesterday, is rostered in 0.5%.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Introducing...

#USMNT Head Coach Mauricio Pochettino 🇺🇸

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

You know how in Terminator 2 as Robert Patrick is melting he quickly cycles through all the things he ever turned into trying to find how to save himself?

That is the GOP right now, they’re quickly cycling through all their bullshit, trying to find anything that works.

[Greg Hogan @greg_hogan]

Summed up perfectly.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

I’m not saying Biden should drop out. I’m just wondering how he wins over undecideds when teams of reporters and Twitter trolls are scrutinizing every syllable he utters for signs of impairment while every deranged thing Trump says is treated as old news.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

I'd just like to point out that, for 250 years, American presidents didn't need to ask for immunity.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Holy moly. This is worth every minute.

Jonathan Katz exposes Katie Britt as a lying sack of shit. 👀

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Two years.

It's been two years since that fucking night of February 24.

We knew -- well, we've been told "it's not 100% confirmed yet...but THIS is possibly due at 4 am or 5 am, stay put."

A half-glass of single malt whisky with ice poured into a glass, the final hours alone in sweet silence in front of a laptop.

Scrolling through the news all the time.

And then the morbid face of Putin twisted with sick rage live on TV. And, shortly after, the rolling thunder of missile strikes coming in from all around Kyiv.

That was supposed to be the apocalypse of a nation, but, thanks to so many men and women standing up, that night became the beginning of Ukraine's finest hour.

The one that old grandpa Winston was once talking about.

Oh, it's been an epoch of time ever since that day.

The Battle of Kyiv. The heroic resistance of Sumy, Chernihiv, and Kharkiv. A lone Ukrainian Marine sacrificing his life to blow up a bridge and stop advancing Russian tanks.

The tragic debacle in the south. The Russian extermination of Mariupol. The Bucha massacre. The unspeakable meat grinder in Donbas. The Kharkiv operation. The cheering crowds jubilating from the Ukrainian colors getting back to Kherson.

The fields of death and gore at Bakhmut and Avdiivka. Battles in the sea and the air.

So many ups and downs, so many heroes, human-made miracles. The price of survival as a nation is terrible. We're going to mourn and shed tears many decades in the future over what Russia has done.

We've seen unbelievable things in this war. Ukraine has done and is doing incredible things in this war in spite of all odds.

The Ukrainian military has been making a gargantuan sacrifice against one of the largest and the most brutal war machines in human history.

Everyone in this war has revealed their true face, from very ordinary people to the highest-ranking power brokers.

Frankly, I don't get it how some could choose to side with the evil, bloodlust, blatant lies, hypocrisy, and imperial savagery over the story of a nation that was supposed to go extinct within weeks but now enters the third year of resistance against the most terrible war of extermination since Adolf Hitler.

With everything that has happened over the last few months, we all should be ready for a lot of hard things to happen. A lot of hopes have been broken due to things we have no control over.

Yet, we need to keep doing what we should and what is simply right.

We've made an extremely long way, and the struggle continues no matter what.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Republicans are the Party of No

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

One parent could get my poetry banned from classrooms. And yet one country can't ban assault rifles from massacring them.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

How does the 16th largest bank in America collapse in 48 hours? Can this happen to your bank too?

I've worked in Banking for 10 years so let me explain WHY the Silicon Valley Bank failure happened, and how it impacts YOU:

[Cam Harless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

🐙🚨 Jalen Hurts with the first OCTOPUS in Super Bowl history!

To tie it up with 5:15 left!

Cash those props 💰💰💰

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