Greg Parsons

Luckiest husband on the planet, proud Dad, Tech Executive, and Old Grad. Go Army! Beat Navy!

[daniel lowry @lowrydan11]

@ThePatriotOasis Squids.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@GoArmyWestPoint Ummm, pretty sure CDT Thomas isn’t playing Women’s Soccer. Might want to do a quick AAR with the PAO or marketing team on the graphic.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@Rainmaker1973 Transporter software has bugs.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@pmarca Lotus 1-2-3

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

I was researching the difference between ambivalence and apathy -- but then realized I have conflicting opinions and really don't care.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

The Jaws / AI Principle; We're gonna need a bigger GPU.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

After many years, this little fella has run his race, and is done. We often anthropomorphize, but he truly had a 'person'ality all his own. My constant arm-chair companion -- admittedly with only 2 brain cells to rub together -- and just happy to 'be'. I'll miss you buddy.

[Drunk Old Grad @DrunkOldGrad]

USMA

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@DrunkOldGrad *whispers* Beanhead — close your eyes and think concentric circles.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

Not gonna lie. Still stings.

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

It was an honor to celebrate the midshipman from the @NavalAcademy for their victory in the Commander-In-Chief Bowl at the White House.

We couldn't be more proud of these future leaders.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@N76247476Man Just saw an ark float by in Colleyville. Old guy with a dove on the deck.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@Scobleizer @simpleailab Wow! Hard for me to believe this isn't simply a hoard of people in a call center -- complete with typical background office white noise. Mind blown!

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@ArmyBarstool That’s all they get. #GoArmy

[CBS Sports College Football 🏈 @CBSSportsCFB]

It feels like a bowl game, a rivalry and a holiday combined.

It's America's Game.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@ArmyBarstool Sadly, we *did* let in a couple of exchange-squids each year.

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

Go Army!! #goarmy

[Drunk Old Grad @DrunkOldGrad]

Me waiting for Army vs Notre Dame to get here

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

He was a jerk to his sister, and now he has to wear the bonnet of shame. He knows what he did.
#CatsAreFamily #Cat

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@JHolmsted You have been adopted!

[Greg Parsons @greg_parsons]

@BrigadeReview If anything, the first 30m of this game highlight Daily’s contribution and enhance his Heisman standing, having seemingly carried the offense — rivalry notwithstanding.