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credits to @kon_stantinos for the phrasing 🤍

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💬 Greg confirms the lost of his sanity due to the hot men of France.

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this heat makes me CRAZY

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🚨NEW
Greg posts a new risqué image showing his bare upper body.

Fans are speculating this is an old image given the Rosalía and Sienna Spiro vinyls in the background which are a known part of his bedroom decor. Is he reheating his own nachos by posting this while on holiday? 🤔

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boobs

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@Moudelicious His tags are: ff, gooner, feet and breeding.
Hope this helps. 👍🏻😃

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🚨 Greg has just activated Grindr‘s „Right Now“ feature in Paris, France.

His body count is estimated to increase by 1. 📈

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🎤 Greg on his voice acting debut as Bob in the new Minions: Monsters movie:

“It’s been a dream of mine, especially to voice a character I can relate to as deeply as Bob. I really feel like I brought a little bit of myself into the role.” 💛

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🚨 Several media outlets are reporting that Greg is set to resume his EuroSummer Tour today.

His next destination has yet to be revealed. ✈️ 📍

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💬 Greg on his ethnicity in a recent interview:

„I hate when motherfuckers wanna say - oh, I‘m white. Babes, I‘m not white. I‘m spicy white. I‘m Greek. I‘m not from the mountains of the Caucasus like a lot of y’all motherfuckers. I‘m from the mediterranean. Okay?“

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🚨 Greg stuns in a new shirtless photo.

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💬 Greg has not posted a story on the social media app Instagram for over 24 hours. Could the silence from the internet personality allude to something big coming soon? 🤔

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🚨UPDATE: Insider sources claim Greg slept for 7 hours last night, which is half of what he slept the night before.

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🚨 Greg reportedly slept for 14 hours last night. How much he‘ll sleep tonight remains unclear.

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🚨 Greg shades girl group FLO in a now-deleted Instagram story.

It is confirmed that member Stella has unfollowed him shortly after that. They were oomfs back in 2023.

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💬 Greg on being asked about his favorite drink:
“It’s definitely frappe, aka Greek iced coffee. Not whipped coffee like they like to say. Dunkin’ and Starbucks could never.” ☕️🇬🇷

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🚨 KATSEYE’s Greg will be taking a temporary hiatus to prioritise his mental health and well-being.
KATSEYE will continue activities as a 4 member group.

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We‘re truly sorry for the now deleted post. This is definitely not whats Greg Updates stands for and because of that we’ve parted ways with that Admin.

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@ulrikestahlman im sorry but any form of harassment or bully will not be tolerated in this fandom that's all about uplifting and celebrating our star so watch ur mouth !!

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🚨 Greg appears to be hinting at a new selfie. 👀📸

Current odds predict an 80% chance Greg will post a regular selfie, while a mirror selfie sits at just 20%.

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greg nation, should greg post a selfie?

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🚨 Greg was reportedly spotted on Grindr in Vienna, with local gays claiming to have seen him on the app. The sightings have sparked speculation that his EuroSummer Tour may currently be on hold. 👀

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🚨 Greg reportedly slept for 14 hours last night. How much he‘ll sleep tonight remains unclear.

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so…i just slept 14 hours