Best_Of_The_Worsley

Child Prodigy | MacArthur Grant Winner | Compulsive Liar | iO Performer | Lilys Talent

[Best_Of_The_Worsley @greg_worsley]

Uh oh! Looks like I got hacked and someone has an account with my name and is reaching out to people asking for money! Don’t send any!

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@J23app L. And right at the top of the hour too. Unreal.

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What’s Missy Elliot’s favorite cheese? Burrata-tah-tah

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Stevie Nicks' "Edge of Seventeen" talks about that one winged dove, but we all know that was an Owl right? Stevie doesn't know birds.

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"2 minutes? The last 2 minutes of a basketball game takes an hour. Now get the ladder in the garage, you've got chores" -Mom, circa ALWAYS

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And on top of everything else, guy TOTALLY ruined wearing red baseball caps

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McDonald's double drive through's have a trash can BEFORE the order window. Why? B/c they know you need to throw out yesterday's McDonald's.

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Finding out Lady Gaga is the #SuperBowl2017 half time show made me realize how much I had just assumed it should just always go to Beyoncé.

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Did the Gap give away free Coral colored shirts with every purchase this spring? Coral is finally getting its due.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Gump Worsley was like if your elderly neighbors' 55-yr-old son who wasn't right got put in goal & was unbelievable

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In the last 30 minutes #USA women's #soccer probably just got 30 million kids to sign up to play soccer this fall.

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Can't believe how many dudes are wearing t-shirts and then have suit jackets with a pocket square #Techweek

[The iO Theater @iochicago]

The SHARmando! #iOLastNight #LifeAtiO #iOShows

[Tad Dabble @BizMgmtMajor]

1 for the #money 2 for the show 3 to get ready and 4 for the #money

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Nate Bawlin https://t.co/PC9JG5GGIx

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Nate Varrone swag https://t.co/fMSw0Dqgyf

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Changed my twitter handle... this will surely lead to a massive increase in my internet power.

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Pro tip: When renting a car, leave all your trash in the car... It's not your car.

[The iO Theater @iochicago]

iO is for intellectual performers. You know this guy? @greg_worsley

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"E-G-B-D-F are the names and the lines of the treble clef... F-A-C-E the spaces, are easy."