Greg

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

Ran into @rufuswainwright in the city today and had the opportunity to thank him for years of inspiration. It’s amazing how many tough times his music got me through and completely surreal to have gotten to express that to him, however briefly.

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@TBattlegame Lol lose your job? Sign me up! Worst selling point ever.

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@SpartyGrappler @magicman_psu @Ath4MedFreedom These athletes sadly have absolutely no understanding of those concepts and are appealing to the “it makes you think!” crowd. Really makes me wonder if they even attended their classes or just wrestled for four years.

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@magicman_psu David, you’ve been right about many things but not one this one. I believe your heart is in the right place, but this is not a freedom issue, and vaccine mandates at schools and other public areas aren’t new. We are all vehicles for this virus to spread from. Protect others.

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@Dolby

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@rickygervais “If you’re like most people, then like most people, you don’t know you’re like most people” - @DanTGilbert

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

Stopping at red lights should be a PERSONAL CHOICE. Isn’t this still a FREE country?!?

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@KingJames The craziest thing is he was putting out a new book EVERY MONTH. Definitely took that for granted as a kid.

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@halseyandone Year 19?? Is that a typo?? He’s unreal

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@TheLisaGilroy https://t.co/sIVGW0cIjo

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

We are witnessing the second coming of @carmeloanthony and it’s amazing #Lakers #NBA

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@DannyLoPriore Totally agree except for blowouts. Then you don’t even turn on the last two minutes.

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@jj_redick @espn Yeaahhh!!!

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@JayPharoah That’s a lot to ask of yourself at 22. So many SNL greats were significantly older than that when they started on there. Plenty left in your career!

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@paul_stani @rickygervais https://t.co/B2dCOGScLq

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@quakerraina Not only did seemingly everyone find it hilarious, they also never got tired of photoshopping him into random places. I was told I was a buzzkill for not finding it funny but I still think everyone just lost their minds by the end of 2020.

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@TheNBACentral Here’s why “finals records” don’t make sense:

In the 6 years LeBron lost in the finals, if he had missed the playoffs entirely, he would have a perfect 4 for 4 finals record.

Somehow, he’d be considered a better player for having lost more games. Nonsense.

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

It’s looking like the only thing Ben Simmons knew about the 76ers was that video of @alleniverson talking about practice.

And he’s doing it wrong.
#nba

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

@DannyLoPriore I can’t believe we’re still in the age of blackout laws for home teams in 2021.

[Greg @gregalawnjee]

Holy crap, I can’t believe this is real life.

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

I have been waiting 40 years for the sequel to History of the World, Part I and I cannot believe I’m part of the team that will be making it with @iamwandasykes, @ikebarinholtz, @davidstassen and a great group of writers. https://t.co/J0MzuiBSbM @MelBrooks