Greg

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

Why find a chick on Tinder when you can eat a chicken tender.

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

Going to find the Dragon Balls, brb.

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

@DynamicDiscs @DiscGolfProTour @thegman519 easily

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

When it comes to sealing a reclosable bag for food/snacks, are you the type of person that:

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

@Crypto_mushroom @thegman519 Don’t mind my score 😂

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

2 years and 7 months I’ve managed to dodge it like Neo in the Matrix, but my streak ended today. I got Covid

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

Watching uncharted:

Scene with Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg in the bar…

Em: “Is that Pauly D?” (Referring to TH)

Me: “No, that’s Spidermun”

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

@johnny_lelek Portland!

[Frank Mason @FrankMason0]

Bigger than basketball ‼️

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolWheel let’s get this win for Pizza Pete!

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

🚫 🧢

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

34 unanswered points. Houston who? #ChiefsKingdom #ChiefsvsTexans #AFCDivisional

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

Make that 41. If the Chiefs win, I’ll celebrate by going to @Applebees for their $12.99 all you can eat deal.

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

@Sammy_jo_14 Welcome to getting older Sammy, I’ll be your guide

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

Not bad for a HS assistant football coach! #ScoreMoore

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Matt Moore ranked first across the league in pressured passer rating and deep passer rating, per @PFF ☝️

📝 - STORY

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Me running to give Patrick Mahomes my right knee. https://t.co/BIOkCcx9Db

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

*paying energy bill via phone*
Energy Co: press 9 for español
Me: *presses 9

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

“I thought the bad guy got all the jewels.” -@emmykait6 take on Infinity Wars.
😂😂😂

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Lagerald Vick couldn’t miss 🔥

The senior went 8-8 from 3 for @KUHoops!

[Kansas Athletics Development @KUDevelopment]

🔴 FREE GIVEAWAY FRIDAY 🔵

RT for your chance to win a wall-mounted bottle opener constructed from 2008 National Championship floor! We’ll choose a winner Monday!

#TGIF

[Greg @gregallenwhite]

@johnny_lelek Classic