Garrett Regan

Mayo Clinic Ph.D. Candidate

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

Being a Bengals fan is a little bit like playing russian roulette for fun every weekend

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Bengals star QB Joe Burrow is feared to have suffered a Grade 3 turf toe injury, one that would require surgery and put him out at least 3 months, per me and @TomPelissero.

Burrow is still evaluating options, but the ones that would keep him on the field are dwindling.

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

Time to injest red40 like my life depends on it

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US bans artificial dyes from all food products, effective today.

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@cj_wentz gonna need some patented, trademarked patrick mahomes devil magic on display tomorrow

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

Evan McPherson: Kicker, Guangdong Tigers

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@FrymanHeather Literally the savior of the NFL

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@swaggy__r

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@swaggy__r Insightful as always, Richie

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

I would pay good money to see one of these run over by a tank

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk unveils Tesla’s Optimus robots:

“It can be a teacher, babysit your kids, walk your dog […] Whatever you can think of”

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

Hell yeah

[MLB @MLB]

MLB 🤝 Roblox

All 30 MLB team jerseys are available for users to purchase and wear on their avatar 🎮

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@FrymanHeather He did like a 5 minute interview yesterday during a college game and I’ve never heard a broadcaster have so many awkward pauses and stutters.

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@TroyOates @trishapaytas Thanks for letting us know

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@frawgg_ Hate everything about it.

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@swaggy__r I’m obsessed

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@swaggy__r Okay go back to not posting

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@swaggy__r I am no sheep

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@swaggy__r Truly what would we do without bangers like this

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

I would personally pay for every tesla cybertruck to be dropped into the pacific ocean.

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

This is what the judicial system was made for.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Indiana judge ruled that tacos and burritos are “Mexican-style sandwiches,”

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@frawgg_

[Garrett Regan @gregan2018]

@frawgg_ Biggest mistake she ever made