Gregory Kirchhoff

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

establishment democrats and republicans weren’t fearful he’d fail and ruin nyc. they were worried he’d succeed and represent the threat of a good alternative

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

I give this a thumbs down. 👎

[MeidasClips @MeidasClips]

The Meiselas brothers mock Scott Bessent’s absurd move to dodge a question during a congressional hearing.

Jordy: President Trump says he doesn't care about Americans' financial problems right now. Do you agree?

Ben: Name me the governor during the California Gold Rush.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker on Trump: “This man is a Jeffrey Epstein affiliate and best friend. His cult doesn’t care. He literally said Israel is the reason why gas prices are high and he loves it. He said he doesn’t care about the prices. His fans don’t give a shit. It is a fucking cult”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Kyle Kulinski: “Why would they target Hasan Piker? He’s out there fighting for Medicare for All, he’s out there fighting for free college, he’s out there fighting for a living wage, he’s out there fighting against Israel, he’s fighting against the Epstein Class which controls the Trump regime. And they can’t have that”

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am updating the whiteboard. It used to say DEPOSIT VELOCITY. Now it says, "I DON'T THINK ABOUT AMERICANS' FINANCIAL SITUATION." This is the most honest mission statement in the history of American commerce.

His net worth went up $3 billion in one year. His memecoin insiders made $320 million while 764,000 wallets lost $4.3 billion. His family takes 75 cents of every WLFI dollar. His tariffs cost households $3,800 a year. Consumer credit card debt hit $1.28 trillion. The dollar dropped 10.7% in six months.

590,000 people paid $100 each for a gold phone that does not exist.

The version history, updated:

1.0 — Had to rent a room. Had to settle.
2.0 — Had to mint. Didn't have to build.
2.1 — Didn't even need new customers.
3.0 — Didn't have to deliver. They couldn't leave.
4.0 — Didn't have to promise. They paid for the flag.
5.0 — Doesn't have to think about it.

He is not thinking about their financial situation. He is their financial situation.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump’s economic advisor Kevin Hassett just said credit card spending is “through the roof.”

He meant it as good news.

Americans are spending more on gas because gas costs $4.54 a gallon.

They’re putting the rest on credit cards because their savings are gone.

Kevin Hassett just accidentally described a debt crisis as a boom.

These are the people running your economy.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[Gregory Kirchhoff @gregan255]

Golden age!

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Kevin Hassett: "The consumer is really, really firing on all cylinders…Credit card spending is through the roof. They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else too."

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is literally insane

This bag of chips is from the new Frito-Lay ‘Simply’ Variety 30 Pack at Sam’s Club

This is the amount of chips they put in the bags

This isn’t shrinkflarion anymore, it’s fraud

We are being robbed blind. This box is $16 and look how many chips you get

Americans have to keep speaking out against this

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The fact we are going to have our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean drinking water is proof our current system is not for the greater good but for the greedy.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I will never understand how so many of y’all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The fact that the majority of Americans preferred republicans on the economy for so long has got to be one of the most successful propaganda campaigns in modern history because every time a republican gets in office they ruin the economy and everybody is worse off.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Trump folds and says U.S. will delay potential attacks on Iran after request from Pakistani leaders, and says he is extending the ceasefire pending a “unified proposal” from Iranian leadership.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Every motherfucking word. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is how you know Fox News is doing what it is designed to do.