greg

i am greg

[greg @Gregandbacon]

@JamesBlunt Fancy doing a wedding in Peterborough on the 6th? I’ll pick you up from the airport x

[greg @Gregandbacon]

Imagine being that person with the one case, poor bastard

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

New Zealand enters nationwide lockdown over one Covid case https://t.co/XpBfjYRtgP

[greg @Gregandbacon]

Hold on one second...
Isn't Sterling our number 10?

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Today is the day.

Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[greg @Gregandbacon]

nice, I needed a new cover photo

[greg @Gregandbacon]

Pluralising Lego to "Legos", drives me mad

[greg @Gregandbacon]

alrighty then

[IGN @IGN]

Paddington 3 is officially in development.

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

“He’s a freak... He's the fastest kid alive...”

[greg @Gregandbacon]

petition to bring forward daylight savings time this year? for mental health

[greg @Gregandbacon]

thanks to that Weetabix tweet I now have to add every single brand on twitter as a muted word

[greg @Gregandbacon]

@paddypower #requestabet

[greg @Gregandbacon]

are bookies taking bets on the Godzilla Vs King Kong fight? gimme a tenner on Kong @ anything up to 3/1

[greg @Gregandbacon]

just been to Chartwells fest #FreeSchoolMeals

[greg @Gregandbacon]

i miss lockdown 1

[greg @Gregandbacon]

miss u

[greg @Gregandbacon]

@nathanifill Don't worry, backup potatoes to the rescue lol

[greg @Gregandbacon]

imagine buying roast potatoes only to find out that said *potatoes* are not suitable for vegetarians

[greg @Gregandbacon]

@nathanifill Goose fat 😭

[greg @Gregandbacon]

"The New N̶o̶r̶m̶a̶l̶ Different"

you're a fucking bank calm down

[greg @Gregandbacon]

despite all my efforts, still couldn't get Tubthumping by Chumbawumba to break into my #spotifywrapped, i demand a recount