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Chief Engineer @Zegocover, former Principal Engineer @Deliveroo. Likes fast things with wheels. Dislikes Tories and crypto bros.

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

Opened the door for trick or treat as I heard a bell and this cat wanders in brazen as anything! Checks out downstairs, heads up to check upstairs. Now just in the lounge. Doesn’t seem to want to go out!

[As Seen On Jitty 🕵🏻‍♀️ @AsSeenOnJitty]

How's this for a unique building?

[As Seen On Jitty 🕵🏻‍♀️ @AsSeenOnJitty]

I've always wanted a library you could get lost in 📚

Obviously it has a globe bar too 🌏 🥃

£3,250,000 from Hamptons, in Bath.

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

@helloiamrob @graywinpat @simonrohrbach This NEEDS to happen at the reunion.

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

@Robbidoo My kid doesn't like Paw Patrol any more--apparently it's too babyish for a six year old--so I've kind of lost track of things. I *think* it was just a single extra long episode plus a game, but I couldn't tell you with any certainty.

[Electoral Reform Society @electoralreform]

Long-awaited details of the government’s voter ID scheme have now been released, including details of which IDs will be accepted at the polling station. The list contains plenty of options for older voters, but few for younger voters.
https://t.co/r0YWFXbztw

[I'm @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky @KetanJ0]

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick

The Search Of Shame

https://t.co/T4vGwtpjgh

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

The two hardest problems in software engineering are knowing which people work at your company and which team they’re in.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

On the left, how people voted by age in the 2019 General Election.

On the right, a list of what the government deem to be acceptable voter ID.

Voter ID will be mandatory from May, it is designed to retain power by force. It exists to exclude the young and poor from democracy.

[Jan Stette @JanStette]

Lots of worrying news about tech industry layoffs at the moment, but: my team at @ZegoCover is now hiring! 🎉
We have multiple mid-level and senior Scala engineer positions open, at a super friendly and diverse company (RTs welcome) 🧵

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

@helloiamrob I miss Steve. If he comes back I’ll do another thread.

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

The weirdest thing about buying Apple’s new AirPods with variable size ear fittings is realising I have tiny ears.

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

Read this. If you don’t get it then I don’t know how to help you.

[Andrew Levi @AndrewPRLevi]

Suella’s Ugly Sophistry

@SuellaBraverman supporters are busy reaching for dictionaries to explain “invasion” doesn’t mean anything terrible. So just leave her alone. To fight the awful, intolerable “invasion” of England. Sigh.

Trouble is - worse - it’s Nazi propaganda.

A 🧵/1.

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

@inryaa Yeah he was not awfully impressed with the cat on his bed. Loud calls of “mummyyyyyy!” were coming from upstairs 😂

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

Opened the door for trick or treat as I heard a bell and this cat wanders in brazen as anything! Checks out downstairs, heads up to check upstairs. Now just in the lounge. Doesn’t seem to want to go out!

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

Bedtime and so, with a final hug, here ends the Chronicles of Steve.

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

Steve is sleeping on my child’s bed.

[@[email protected] @gregbeech]

@inryaa He looks like butter wouldn’t melt but he was just asleep on my kid’s bed.