greg coltman

Maths tutor, web designer and manager 🤓

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

In process of relocating all twitter accounts to Mastodon :D You can't go round sacking half your employees without any reaction.

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@MikeSington Weird. Very weird.

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@theAliceRoberts I've closed our business accounts and our family have been closing theirs. I'm probs coming off today sometime. Twitter isn't as useful anymore

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@SFXmagazine Shill much?

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@bbcdoctorwho Mara

[Joel @PoorlyAgedWho]

Out here naming our future children. #DoctorWho

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@Revision_World I've noticed all the AQA past papers for maths and sciences on your website are now broken links. Can you resolve this? Thanks

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

Rwanda is safe? https://t.co/fTwkAAuDCf.

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@TheGreenParty Ours is on the list. Looks like nearly everyone is

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

So in Sunak's new Cabinet we have:

- Environment Sec married to the exec of sewage-pumping water firm
- Health Sec in charge of obesity married to CEO of major sugar firm
- Foreign Sec tainted by Greensill lobbying scandal & isn't even an MP

Sounds like "common sense" to me...

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Sun - Tory
The Daily Mail - Tory
Mail on Sunday - Tory
Daily Express - Tory
Sunday Express - Tory
Daily Telegraph - Tory
Sunday Telegraph - Tory
Times - Tory
Sunday Times - Tory
Evening Standard - Tory
BBC Chairman - Tory
BBC Director General - Tory
BBC - Tory

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

Thanks to Antoine Dautry for making this photo
available on @unsplash 🎁 https://t.co/GASpOCX5j8

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@Tim_Burgess @JacobYoungMP I always cringe when people use percentages for anything financial (or anything else proportion based like pie charts). It's such a dubious method of trying to convince people of something that isn't really representative of reality

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@ingobousa I've lost count of the number of Twitter accounts I've been asked to close down over the weekend. Clients leaving the platform in droves :D Also closing all my own accounts down except for this one (just to protect my handle)

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Twitter before Elon vs Twitter after Elon

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@Kirioth Captain Hollister???!

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@Kirioth Tod Hunter??

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

@oliverchenery Wowsers! Nicely done

[greg coltman @gregcoltman]

Well I liked quite a few songs #eurovision

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

In case you haven't seen it yet...

Ricky Gervaise was asked what he thought of Piers Morgan inteviewing the Taleban

He said " I've lost all respect for them "