Greg Daake

Brand strategy, identity design, and comedy.

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@SportsCenter 👋

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All other games today are 1/4th as grabby hack reach physical as NU v Vandy last night.

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Epic battle of Pitino’s Grecian formula vs. Self’s rug.

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Travel called? No. Of course not.

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If the word I made up “cluff” was a person.

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@avariehoward31 @HailVarsity He took a beat before answering that question. Thoughtful. Right on. Elite.

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What does Clark Kellogg do the other 49 weeks of the year? Dude has firework stand hours.

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Starting a go fund me to get Mashburn in the suit game.

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@ESPN_Schick Put his name in the rafters.

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Death. Taxes. And Hail Varsity at basketball games is performed at 1.5x tempo.

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@Husker247BC Flop

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@JimVandeHei Or else!!!!!!!

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Flop artist again

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Flop artist.

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@SuitUpVarsity Every single one… same barber.

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Why an embarrassing broadcast by @NBCSports @peacock

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@HuskerMBB hey Fred, you ever coached football?

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@OmarJimenez Fernando Mendoza won the 2026 Heisman with that run, while he’s playing for the Raiders.

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Unpopular opinion: Chicago backdrop for a big sporting event is the best our country has to offer. The visuals of the loop, the lake and the river are just perfect.

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@EvanBlandOWH Billy Ray Cyrus’ barber?