Greg Erb

Lead or Follow?

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

If they don't walk right in front of you while you're going somewhere, are they really even your cat?

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Bannon is a reminder that, even if you're a creepy, gin soaked walking corpse covered in bugs and sores, life can still get worse

Eat arbys

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

18th Rule of Fight Club: if you bring your own snacks male sure they don't have peanuts, Jeremy is allergic.

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

Introducing the Teenage Mutant Other Animals:
Stegodonnatello
Michaelangelfish
Chameleonardo
Girraffiel

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

If you're at the fair, and trust me, you want to be, make sure to stop by the Greenford Ruritan building for delicious food!!

[YSU Police 🐧 @YSUPolice]

Ok. Just watched 2 episodes of @GreysABC that's enough for me. Jeesh.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

Welcome to college where twice a day your bank account shows the time.

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

Happy National Good Day Day!! https://t.co/SxZC2EHYma via @imgur

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

@whitelightnin_g @jon_chef that we know of

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

If you ever feel like giving up, just remember that Martin O'Malley is still running for democratic nominee.

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

You only die once. #yodo

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

Found this while cleaning today. Merry Christmas. @PrinceOfFresh @DBuzzacco18 #Dillontoo

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

Most people's first word of the year is "happy"

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

After watching the first five Harry Potter movies in the past 24 hours I finally get it. They're great and I should have started this sooner

[Greg Erb @Gregerb11]

I bet good money that in front of every long line of traffic there's an old person in a Buick