Greg Friggin Heffley

It's Greg Fr(ancis)iggin' Heffley. Mess with me and you mess with the löded diper.

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

@David_memer already did

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

i want a güd suck

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

happy 700 followers let’s get these dRUMMIES

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

twisted wizard is my shit

[Susan Heffley @MomHeffley]

Greg has been making strong moves on Rowley for the past couple of weeks. i'm excited to see where this relationship goes.

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

@slightlyoffset xoxo

[Linda Jefferson @MommyJefferson]

Mmmmh yeah Greg, stuff my belly with loads of ‘em Drummies! Oh, you got them cheaper at the supermarket than at the holiday bazaar? Mmh, yum, that means more for my glutton paunch, right? Please fatten me up to 861 lbs Master Heffley, I‘m your hungry little whore

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

let’s just say.... rowley gives the güd süc

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

@its_yaboibill @MomHeffley suck my fucking cock nigerian

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

@FranklinHeffley @Jerome15463306 *ignores*

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

whaaaatttt...

[Susan Heffley @MomHeffley]

greg intentionally does not write any black characters into "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" due to his general hatred of minorities.

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

follow my sugar mommie @peachy_billie

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

penis

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

@MomHeffley nooo

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

@MomHeffley yes master

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

i want to #whipandnaenae my moms thick ass @MomHeffley

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

my stomach hurts and i blame it on rowley

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

@slightlyoffset what

[Greg Friggin Heffley @gregfheffley]

manny and i recently got a bunk bed together and i’m on top. whenever i dangle my legs off the ladder he climbs up and sucks my toes and honestly i’m here for it