Greg with 99 WC🌳

MLO by day, MLO by night. I like to tell people of fancy places I’ve heard of.

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

@BrianDuffield just watched No One Will Save You.

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

It’s funny that pregnancy tests are trending on Amazon rn

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

I guess that’s that

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

I don’t care how many Klondike bars are involved. It isn’t happening

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

So I walk to a local bakery. On my way back I see, a dude laying on his back, arm on his head with a bloodied leg. Let’s go tigers #OpeningDay

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

So after living in the same apartment for about 7 months I finally confronted my neighbor about the loud music they play. Turns out, cool guy. His name is Jeremy and we are going for drinks later #OpeningDay

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

The guy that does the @Menards commercial voiceovers has the job security I dream of

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

Nothing makes me sadder in the morning than seeing a spilled box of food from the night before in an elevator

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

I try meeting new people at the supermarket, but they don’t seem keen to talking after I slam my cart into theirs.

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

I wish I could buy just the bottom 1/4 of an ice cream cone

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

Bring back ringback tones

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

Bobby Shmurda is out in 411 days if anyone was curious.

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

Just saying, there will be a meteor shower October 8th.

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

@edbolian spotted just for #vinwiki #mid #engine #corvette

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

I took a better look at the queue, 3 neck tattoos out of 7 possible candidates. I’m out of touch.

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

I didn’t expect to be greeted with “Braty” tattooed on the neck of the person in front of me in line to get a candle from bath and body works.

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

Made eye contact with a woman that was wiping down a piece of equipment, I didn’t know what to do so I gave her a thumbs up. Thanks for not making it weirder for me. #blessings

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

I never know if I’ve under stretched or over stretched.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.

[Greg with 99 WC🌳 @GregFlik]

Shotgunning a 24oz is the social equivalent of bragging about how many car accidents you’ve caused.