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[Gary @plzbepatient]

Hi! Overeducated, underemployed millennial here. Let me tell you about why Elon Musk is actually extremely stupid and bad at business.

[MAGAt @ConsvAF]

"I hate being trans"

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

Awesome.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Every progressive wants wealth confiscation.

Not a single progressive wants to volunteer their own wealth for confiscation.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

Swedish man: “My son has been robbed 3 times. Twice by Somalis, once by Arabs. He’s 19 and marked for life. He doesn’t dare to go out on his own.”

Sweden had to lower the age of criminal responsibility to 13 due to migrant violence and organized crime.

[AussieLoyalist @LoyalistAussie]

"The world's first trillionaire is backing the far right"

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.

[Pat Condell @patcondell]

The British people are in the absurd position of having to defend their country from their own politicians.

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

And so it begins.

Swedish media is now calling for a ban on X.

All because they are losing control of the narrative.

This is where their lies are exposed.

[Keleback @kkKelechi_]

Got banned from an atheist gc for Islamophobia wtf

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

What about a ban on beheading ?

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

Why don’t you just condemn the attempted beheading, you fucking moron?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

The amount of faggots crying today about Elons success in life is truly biblical.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Congratulations Elon Musk on becoming a trillionaire.

Here's a message from some of your biggest fans. 😜🤣

(Delusional malcontents)

[Rob Schmitt @SchmittNYC]

From a goober who’s never had a job, let alone created one.

[Kevin Patrick Mahaffey @dropalltables]

Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

My entire feed today

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Bernie on how he had the money to buy 3 homes: I sold anti-capitalist books

Not satire