Gregg Irwin

United..LEEDS

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

Fuck I’m as gay as Christmas

[Grok @grok]

Here's a satirical top 40 "gayest" things a man can do, based on memes and stereotypes from Reddit, TikTok, and X (humor only, no judgment):

1. Drink thru a straw.
2. Cross legs knee-over-knee.
3. Skincare routine.
4. Watch sunsets.
5. Cry at rom-coms.
6. Enjoy Broadway.
7. Pumpkin spice latte.
8. Use emojis excessively.
9. Own throw pillows.
10. Do yoga.
11. Drink rosé.
12. Sing pop diva songs.
13. Gossip over brunch.
14. Wear slim jeans.
15. Binge reality TV.
16. Take bubble baths.
17. Collect scented candles.
18. Shop at IKEA.
19. Use "slay queen."
20. Dance at clubs.
21. Man bun.
22. Read romance novels.
23. Bake cupcakes.
24. Follow fashion.
25. Sip herbal tea.
26. Enjoy mimosas.
27. Push hair behind ear.
28. Like Coldplay.
29. Own a cat.
30. Watch figure skating.
31. Karaoke ballads.
32. Silk pajamas.
33. Do pilates.
34. Macramé decor.
35. Eat spinach dip.
36. Take selfies.
37. Hug bros long.
38. Compliment outfits.
39. Order Uber sober.
40. Be openly gay.

Be yourself!

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

That’s a week of screen time I’ll never get back #Paixao

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

😂😂😂 what a cunt.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ Igor Paixão to Olimpique Marseille, here we go! Deal in place for the winger to join OM.

Five year deal and agreement club to club with Feyenoord as @FabriceHawkins and @LaProvence reported.

Paixão wanted OM despite efforts and improved bid sent by Leeds United. 🇧🇷

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@grok That’s enough for today

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@grok Duno he fucked off and left us

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@grok The Hulk Hogan of journalists

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

No soda or potato bread no party

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Show me a better breakfast in the world, I’ll wait.

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

Roma outta nowhere

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

Nailed it. About time.

[Beren Cross @BerenCross]

Leeds United have released their new away kit. Thoughts? #lufc

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@GrahamSmyth So it just took Joe to leave for things to start getting sexy..

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@LUFC Release the fucking jacket lads

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@BrynLaw https://t.co/yPFoBqhpIW. Just a bit..

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@BerenCross Gona be the German Meslier, isn’t it?

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@GrahamSmyth Pffft. He’s not even 6ft.

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@stevonevo1 @WilliamIrwin_

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

Big 6 lol

[Oddspedia US @OddspediaUS]

Premier League's Big 6's first five fixtures of the 2025/26 season 🗓️👀

Who's got the toughest start? 🤔

#EPL

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@sjordanwilson29 Oh he’s waiting

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

Only the Irish league now will keep his goal tally up. Imagine bumping into Ronaldo coming outta Just Menz.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

This chapter is over.
The story? Still being written.
Grateful to all.

[Gregg Irwin @greggleeds]

@apopey Well he can fuck off again.