Greg Heffley

y’all got me crip walking on my grave

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Manny had a schizo meltdown and now 4 children are missing.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Rodrick used all of his Mom Bucks to buy a shipping container full of Mexican black tar heroin.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Mom is mad at Roderick for not using the bathroom. Roderick claims that it's not shit, it's "gamer gunk."

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

It's a little something called Copycat.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Rowley has informed me that he identifies as a furry. On a separate note, Rowley is dead in the ground.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Fuck.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Mom isn't.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Rodrick has 3,142 hours in Winged Cloud hentai games.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Ate a cookie. Cummed.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Manny and Rodrick have engaged in a battle to the death. No matter the victor, the true winner will be society.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

It's about Bonnie it's about Chica we throw parties we eat pizza

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Rodrick has been "missing" for the past 6 days. Mom is left wondering where he went, while Dad is pacing the room back and forth to figure out what to do with the shovel.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Okay I pull up

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Rodrick has broken past the guards of the U. S. Capitol and is holding three women and a child hostage.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

@strawhatkitkat nor do women or whatever the fuck you’re supposed to be for halloween

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

What if, hypothetically, you fucked around, and furthermore, found out

[beatrice thornton @XmasterXoogwayX]

Damn. Overwatch might be the most unbalanced game ever made.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Manny’s vocal cords have been torn out and sent to Singapore for further testing.

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

Cock, dick, balls

[Greg Heffley @gregheffley99]

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