Greg Henkelman

I am the other Greg Henkelman

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

Ugh I forgot my tums.

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

@keeney713 Literally worth every second.

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

Spending two days of my time thinking about and watching a documentary about who wrote the Disney channel bumper theme from 2002 has me rethinking my life and legacy.

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

@keeney713 https://t.co/syIPlu5YM3

[Defunctland @Defunctland]

For the past twenty years, four notes have constantly been playing on Disney Channel, but no one knows who wrote them. Let's figure it out. Watch Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery now: https://t.co/Msr2a2RHQy

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

@cswift13 @BoyohBoylan Omg! What a relic!!! We (and by that I mean you two) really were the best yearbook editors

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

@cswift13 Boscovs gave me a false reality as an adult that getting a watch battery replaced was free and would take <15 minutes

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

Hey @elonmusk do @Ticketmaster next

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

The legendary Liza Minnelli will outlive us all.

Long live the great Liza Minnelli

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

BTD

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

Imperial system v. Metric

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

I don’t want to bereal I just want to beinbed

[Thinking Munk @ThinkingMunk]

A roomba that swears every time it hits something.

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

@llaguoDcaM In a former life I might have been

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

Went to the grand opening of a @dunkindonuts on my way to work. It’s called culture people.

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

This grocery store mood music is fire. Who is on aux?

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

“Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar” misplaces the burden of proof on the accused. “Then who”?! How should I know!? The system is broken. Wake up America.

[Greg Henkelman @greghenkelman]

All I want to do is eat cheese and sin.