Greg Horowitz

VP of Economic Development @BeaconCouncil. I focus on bringing #medtech, #lifesciences and #digitalhealth jobs to Miami-Dade. Formerly @IsraelinMiami

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@boardyai Boardy Pro

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@boardyai Building HealthConnect Village to help medtech startups find their footing with provider networks in Miami. Boardy Pro would be huge for this

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Hey @thepressboxpod @bryancurtis @DavidShoemaker what’s your favorite updated slogan? https://t.co/8tBDjIPUmH

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@jackmateoai @FrancisSuarez Not to nitpick but that's four words

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@thepressboxpod @bryancurtis #davidguessesthestrainedpunheadline

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An embarrassment of riches for the #overworkedtwitterjoke with this story
@thepressboxpod @bryancurtis @DavidShoemaker

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Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.

Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
https://t.co/qU732Imrfg

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.@thepressboxpod @bryancurtis @DavidShoemaker https://t.co/qt9B6BpnM5 #overworkedtwitterjoke (The joke is that Magyar is the Hungarian word for "Hungarian")

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.@thepressboxpod @bryancurtis @DavidShoemaker #overworkedtwitterjokeoftheweek https://t.co/SzmyJksOz4

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@thepressboxpod @bryancurtis @DavidShoemaker Got your #OverworkedTwitterJoke right here: https://t.co/h8LYdiVpaY

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@bburkeESPN @threadreaderapp unroll

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@tibortalks @JohnHolbein1 This was a simulation. They submitted fake applications where the only variables were gender and clues regarding the applicants' parental status (eg, PTA membership). The job histories were identical

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@TheFFBallers From my pun-loving 10 year old:
💪 Jacory Croskey-Merry Christmas!
💪 Christian HOT-son
💪 Malik Thrill Us
💩 Jared Off
💩 Michael Farter
💪 Drake Had Himself a Day!
💪 Audric Under-Estime-ted
💪 Chris Godwinner
💩 Josh Fake-obs
💪 Chase Touchdown

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@TheFFBallers Happy holidays from my 10 year old!

💪 Ashton Plenty of Points
💪 Chris O-lovely
💪 Big Games Cook
💪 Tetairoa McThrillin’/Better-oa McMillan
💪 Chase Triple Crown
💪 Parker Oh-My-Gosh-ington
💪 He-Gone Robinson
💩 Jackson Fart
💩 Quinn Sewers

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@TheFFBallers Courtesy of my 10-year-old Monday Punday fanatic:

💪 Travis Three-tienne
💪 YAY-veon Henderson
💩 No Burrow
💩 Afraid-y Cook
💪 CJ Proud
💩 Sha-snore Sanders
💪 Jacory BOSS-ky Merritt
💩 Kenny Pickin’ His Nose/ Kenny Pick It Off
💪 Brock Sturdy/ The Rock Purdy

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@Quanfrombeyond @LateRoundQB Fumble recovery TD. Most leagues will give credit for the TD but not the yardage

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@TheFFBallers From my 10 year old die-hard Monday Punster:

💪 Trevor Score-ence
💩 Lames Cook
💪 Travis Ettiendzone
💪 Matth-WHOO-HOO! Stafford
💩 Breece Small
💪 JJ McCar-Three TDs
💩 Annoy Franklin
💪 Blake Score-um

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@TheFFBallers My 10-year-old's weekly contributions:

💩 Jaxon Whiff Njigba
💪The Rock Bowers
💩 Travis Pee-tienne
💪Thrice Young
💪Dak Impresscott
💩Lame-ar Jackson
💪Dontayvion Kicks Butt
💪Jakobi High Fliers
💪WHEE-dee Lamb
💩Max Raw-smer

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"Only in podcasting" terms for @thepressboxpod @bryancurtis @DavidShoemaker: I'm guessing there's a class in P-School where they instruct you to always describe logistical details about the pod (eg, the Thanksgiving Week publishing schedule) as "some quick housekeeping"

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@TheFFBallers My 10-year-old's favorite time of the week!

Kayshon Doodie
Jonathan Fail-er
Patrick Ma-Home-Run
Michael Thrillson
"What a Comeback" Prescott
Cam Scored
George Pick-wins
DJ Score
Emeka Eg-dukie

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@TheFFBallers It's my 10-year-old's favorite time of the week! Here's what he came up with from today's games:

LeBron Jameson Williams
Breece Hall of Famer
Davis Thrills
TreVeyon Hender-win
Jahmyr Gibbs Me Points
Math-WOOHOO! Stafford