Greg Ippolito

I can explain

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

Me: Why is there no fruit in this house?
The tomatoes:

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

What would America be today without our founding father

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

this is your annual reminder to leave hot dogs and a Coca-Cola out for Captain America tonight

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

I love it when my phone checks if I’m sure I want to wake up early on a holiday. Good looks bro.

[Ben Gilbert @gilbert]

The slow descent into madness.

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

RANDOM! Big Ol’ Chandelier in Midtown Buy Nothing Group Really Blowing Up https://t.co/xAiCwyDtnn

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

@gabbypetrina

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

@gabbypetrina One of our basement residents legit stands guard by the trash with a BB gun 😂

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

Nothing like the soothing sound of my neighbors hunting rats in the alley

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

When I find a hole in my sock, I like to give it one last walk before parting ways

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

@gabbypetrina Toys r us

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

@gabbypetrina Gray nuts 😬

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

The obligatory circling of the subway platform for a place to “park” to wait for the train

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

but they were, all of them, deceived, for another classified document was found

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

For a guy that works at a 3,400-seat theatre, I sure do find myself standing a lot

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

I buckle my seat belt for several reasons, but primarily to signal to the Lyft driver that he’s free to drive like a mad man

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

The names you know. The history you don’t. History of the World Part II, a four night event, streaming March 6 on @hulu! #HistoryOfTheWorldPart2

[Greg Ippolito @gregipp]

Seeing a lot of faux Christmas trees on the curb this year…not sure these folks grasp the concept…