Greg Lamack

be like water

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

@aidan_bulwicz Björk

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

I miss 3D touch

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

@MattMcFeeley I was waiting

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

@evwait Littering and...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Um @Porsche, this word Turbo does not mean what you think it does

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

What type of person puts the food network on in the gym?

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I fail in dating again,always fail fail fail fail,endless failures

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

That was fast

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

“I can’t drink with my glasses on...I get sweaty” @SethWorkman2

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

@MattMcFeeley Worse

[Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) @RedTRaccoon]

Pilot flies within inches of mountainside to rescue injured French skier.

I've seen helicopter pilots do amazing things, but this one takes first place.
https://t.co/q3Yj4H0CDF

[matty @MattMcFeeley]

Me making it through a full day of work without a mental breakdown:

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

Me: *quietly to my mom* is he serious?
Mom: *not looking up from what she was doing* He thought it was February.

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

This is a conversation I had over the weekend with my parents

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

Me: Can we all get drunk for my birthday?
Dad: Maybe. I may have to stop drinking though.
Me: Why? Do you have a problem or something?
Dad: Yeah, I forgot what month it was the other day. All the anesthesia recently has been killing too many brain cells.

[bakerman @ryanbakerman]

⚪️ I don’t like this ad

⚪️ Why am I seeing this ad?

🔘 This ad overheard my conversations

[Greg Lamack @greglamack]

@meglamack14 How drunk

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

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