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the french are wrong about chardonnay

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if hillary runs again i’ll kill my self

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imagine being at a bar for trivia like “Which Celtics teammates during the 2024-25 season both score 40 points in a regular season game” and being like that’s cake the Jays

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nosferatu only good movie

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how has jordan binnington returned to haunt me again

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the body of christ should be an apple fritter

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war of 1812, like whatever, congrats on your Super Bowl i guess Canada

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josh allen’s actually too big

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translation for the boys across the Pond: Beck is choosing to stay in the Championship rather than jumping up to the Prem. Is this move because of injury or inability? that’s the question

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: Georgia QB Carson Beck is planning to opt out of the 2025 NFL Draft and enter the transfer portal, per @petenakos

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i think u had a dream last night where I was hanging out with capital Z Zion capital W Williamson and he kept laughing and saying quotation marks ha ha I’m fat as shit and the quotation marks and quotation marks ha ha yeah I’m a fat ass

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yet Joe Burrow goes first overall while everyone agrees he should go first and he’s him and then he’s goes out there is just fucking him what the fuck make it make sense why does the thing that doesn’t work work this time

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ya know what’s fucked up? Joe Burrow, one year wonder senior, throwing to Justin Jefferson and Jamar Chase who go on to be the number 1 and 2 best wide receivers in the whole NFL, a classic “this guy actually stinks” e.g. Mac Jones,

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we should publicly execute the Capobianco brothers

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all over mass public transit people are shooting nips before noon without me, how rude

[Janos @isjanosnba]

Hi @Lakers . we are 18 . you are nobody .

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literally rudy gobert

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just to be clear: i will fight rudy gobert on sight, don’t care he’s 7 foot basically a dark souls boss ez pz

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red sox are addicted to mid (i’m red sox)

[✨ @abolishcxps]

i’m more oppressed as a red sox fan than i am as a woman of color

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A24 should focus on dropping a film with the metaphor being getting some pussy

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youtube algo keeps showing DS2 clips as if that game didnt hurt me enough

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@MattLuc3na he ain’t built like that