Greg Major

Software Architect, polyglot, cyclist, woodworker, zymurgist, and musician.

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

@GregAbbott_TX I wish I was surprised that you’d sink so low, but I’m not. Quoting a great man fighting for equality while you actively seek to undermine the votes of anyone that isn’t a white conservative? That’s just par for a piece of shit like you.

[KPRC 2 Houston @KPRC2]

Mattress Mack prepares to send 30 trucks loaded with relief supplies to region ravaged by Hurricane Ida > #hounews
https://t.co/6CgDd2zuSH

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

Just received my stop block from @jkatzmoses and let me tell you, it’s a BEAST! Get a few if you want repeatable cuts! https://t.co/Pkn4s6sFHJ

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

@Narfpoitzort @sudobangbang Can’t it be both?

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

@UdiDahan @andreasohlund Seriously? So what? You took the time to dig up a commit message just to say, “First!”?

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

When you wear a badge - a shield - is not for you, but for the people you are supposed to protect. If you don’t understand that then you don’t deserve to wear it.

[Josh Fox @joshfoxfilm]

People stuck in traffic are witnessing NYPD beat up folks on their way home.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

who made this

[Free Belarus News (Eng.) @BelarusMiniInfo]

He emerged briefly during a break in the shelling, awarding medals to a unit of Trump Youth before quickly disappearing again, deep inside the concrete bowels of the Trümperbunker.

[pukingmonkey.UUCP @pukingmonkey]

#BlackLivesMatter #BlackoutTuesday

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I can imagine no other president in my lifetime failing to address the nation in a prime time speech during a crisis such as this. On the other hand, I cannot imagine another president whose words would be less welcome by so many of his fellow citizens.

[Nick / nak5132 @the7goonies]

Protests started in Erie.. a girl here was peacefully protesting, after 15 minutes she was maced and kicked.. #PoliceBrutality

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

@Alvey_MN Seriously, Jason. I hope the holidays have been good. I really miss you, brother!

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

@Alvey_MN Jaaaaaaaayyysssssoooooonnnnn?

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

@Alvey_MN Thanks Jason. Have you worked here long, Jason? (makes intense eye contact) Are you from around here, Jason? (doesn’t wait for a response) I’ll see YOU next time. Jason.

Jaaaaaysoooonnnn.

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

@datagrip @jetbrains No problem! How would you like that feedback sent?

[Greg Major @GregMajor]

I'm sorry @JetBrains DataGrip. I really wanted it to work. Vim emulation, nice theme support, and all that is nice. But you're just too funky. It's you, not me.