Gregory Kaufmann

[John Mcclendon @jmcclendon007]

stressing yourself out over something you can't change. #bigmistake

[Peter Donovan @pdonovan007]

SHE SAYS.."SHE DON'T COOK"....#bigmistake

[Jeffery Halstead @jhalstead084]

#WheniHadaMyspace a chick oce wanted to pay for web design services with a "Fan Pic" lol

[Travis Olivier @travisoliv02]

#dontlookatmeif if your looking for convo

[Keith Whitlock @kwhitloc892]

asking a girl to call you on the spot to make sure she really took down your number; even better now you got hers #whytho

[Gregory Creed @gcreed081]

#OldSchoolDays when mtv used to play music

[Albert Buss @albertbuss23]

#mydreamjob working in the UN or acting with a back-from-the-dead Gregory Peck and Marlon Brando 

[Gregory Kaufmann @gregmann23]

#mydreamjob being a doctor for little kids

[Gregory Kaufmann @gregmann23]

#mydreamjob novelist or a broadway stage actor/performer

[Gregory Kaufmann @gregmann23]

#mydreamjob the one where you earn a couple million a year for being awesome and not doing work. with no taxes.

[Earl Rockwell @earlrockwell1]

#imthetype who you can talk to about anything under the blue sky

[Anthony Ohare @anthonyohare1]

#imthetype of person who laughs at the littlest things

[Brian Labonte @brianlabonte01]

#Shaqretires pre-press conf http://www.tout.com/0zxkti

[Keith Hodges @khodges9123]

Shaquille O'Neal tweets that he's retiring #shaqretires Good for him

[James Baron @jbaron061]

Funny Shaq moment #shaqretires http://www.tout.com/8xsnnr

[Daniel Lewandowski @dlewan58192]

#happyyoucame English Literature.. Not!

[Joshua Sides @jsides89022]

#nothinghurtsmorethan getting shampoo in your eye

[Jeffery Hutto @jhuto007]

#youshouldbeashamedif you play with people's feelings

[Terry Powe @tpowe27822]

#areasonwhyimsingle most people can't handle others

[Harry Sepulveda @hsepulveda004]

#wecanttalk about why they can't talk to someone romatically.