Greg Markwardt

Big nerd, big reader, and often making a big fool of myself, but I am working on that last bit.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Popping on briefly to say I like BlooSkie best so far. Same handle. If you are a mutual who needs an invite code, get in touch.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Pretty clear this place is spiralling downwards fast, and I don't want to be on it any longer. I'm on Mastadon at @GregMarkwardt @mas.to (No space) if anyone wants to look me up there. Might try Bluesky too at some point.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Perhaps Sinead O'Connors greatest hit

[Michael J. Miraflor @michaelmiraflor]

Saw this posted on LinkedIn as a leader’s recommended reading list (or something along those lines).

Once again I am begging of you, please read more fiction. I promise that it will do more for you vs another productivity optimization book.

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

Ridley Scott blew it by not putting a morbid slow cover version of ABBA's "Waterloo" on the Napoleon trailer

[Vivian @suchnerve]

ADHD person about to make a mistake: “I’ll put my drink in the freezer so it cools faster!”

[Craig Charles @CCfunkandsoul]

Every episode of red dwarf ever recorded has just landed on the ⁦@BBCiPlayer⁩.Only took just over 3 million https://t.co/HeVLJgdo1N’s to the next generation of https://t.co/7CxMbNQ8FA let’s get out there and twat it💪🏽

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

@andywaterman 13 Storey Treehouse might be pitched about right for him.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Watching Addams family values with my kids and they are on their third rewatch of the Summer camp Indian rebellion, shrieking with glee each time.

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

This parasite copied the work I did on HHK from over a year ago and has repackaged it as an “exclusive”. He also tried to extort the fighters by saying he��d only buy their merch if they gave him an interview. Scum. Fuck The Sun.

My work on this: https://t.co/rDeBPdryOw

[The_Content_Apologist @andreww1967]

Roger Taylor and Sam Ryder look like they're watching a huge Cylon fleet approaching the Battlestar Galactica.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Moldova there, looking like a Jedi Master you wouldn't leave alone with a Padawan. #Eurovisionpowerzone2023

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

Finland got the brief. About time. #europeanpowerzone2023

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

@choochoobear It's like an insanely camp battle of the bands where each country gets one band votes for the best. It's great for a watch party if you've got the right crowd.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

This guy just has six trained bears and he moves them back and forth every day. Honestly, I respect the grift.

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Japanese guy on this documentary relocating a black bear away from civilisation just said he moves "up to 6 bears a day". Cunt no you absolutely do not. That's SO many fucking bears

[Sky News @SkyNews]

People watching the ceremony will be invited to say the words: "I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God" https://t.co/YfomZJSK8e

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

@GretchenKoch The first post is far from obvious, but it's definitely satire. A parody of "left the left" grifters.

[Greg Markwardt @GregMarkwardt]

@peters_gerry @anon_opin I wonder what could possibly pay for it?