Greg Marwill

Husband, Dad. Houston & Longhorn sports fan 🤘🏼 I just wanna go fast

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@atensnut I fell out of my chair twice just watching him get suited up.

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@WhiteHouse That’s cool and all, but you know what else has tremendous interest? —- Actually arresting everyone involved with the Epstein abuse and trafficking. Maybe you can do that first. And then tell us about UFOs.

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@libsoftiktok @VCUHealth Has she posted the obligatory “apology video”, yet? You know, the one where they claim “this is not who I am”, “I made a mistake during a rough time”, “I love all people”, blah, blah, blah…..

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@Rainmaker1973 Now I know what was holding me back as a kid doing this. I always wore shoes. 😡

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@elonmusk This is going to piss off some people. 🤯. They will not be able to process historical data.

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@ewarren You should delete this post.

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@AndrewYang Making it easier?… ummm, it is easy. And most places provide for early voting starting two weeks in advance. But, yeah, let’s do it on a phone because nobody will hack that process. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I award you zero points for this idea.

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@LangmanVince I don’t know what “accomplishments” he is mumbling about, but to a bigger note, wasn’t that the whole idea of the election?

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@FoxNews Of all the things that haven’t happened this hasn’t happened the most

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@TuckerCNews Maxine!

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@SarahisCensored A guy who rarely gets any coverage anymore posts a stupid picture that he knows will generate clicks. Said posts quickly goes viral on social media. The idiot then deletes posts and replaces with a promotion about a new book. What a strange coincidence!

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@RealJamesWoods Let me know how that works out for you, Gov. 🤣🤣

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@elonmusk Where do we apply? Sounds like some vacancies will be coming soon.

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@LanceZierlein Awesome! Let’s abandon NRG and build a third stadium in the parking lot. Then we can debate about what to do with NRG for the next 20 years. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@POTUS You really believe this, don’t you?

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@POTUS Hey, Joe, citizens in Maui would like to speak with you. You got a minute?

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@Lane_Kiffin @espn I guess you’re just not familiar with “victory formation” and taking a knee.

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@JoeBiden

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

@Riley_Gaines_ Garbage ✅

[Greg Marwill @gregmarwill]

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