Greg Mayes

PHP performance nerd 🐘

[Greg Mayes @GregMayesDev]

@APJAK7 @dhh Just stop.

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@valigo PHP is feeling vindicated right now

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How much do I have to pay to never have to see anything about Dario Amodei ever again?

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@kenwheeler @AccidentalBron shit

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@ondakx @yacineMTB I'd pay to watch @yacineMTB use n8n. He'd have a mental breakdown

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Enjoying https://t.co/FGgAn500Mi by @aarondfrancis. Don't let the name make you think it's about one-shotting or that it purely focus on speed as a success metric. It's very quality focused with an emphasis of keeping your hands on the wheel

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@kenwheeler He looks like he's allergic to his own face

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@DanielLockyer I took you for a self-hosted runner guy

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Parallel testing in Laravel with multiple database connections is way more fiddly than it should be. The closest solution is a now deleted blog post by @sarahjting. Is this really that rare a scenario?

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@FGRFC_Official Do you know when home tickets for the match against Carlisle will be available to buy, please?

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React2shell would have sounded like a parody CVE 5 years ago

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@mike_c_dev Absolutely mental 😂 Don't even get that in the Championship

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@Chris_arnade The Wheatsheaf in Stoke-on-Trent is my closest Spoons. Small world

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@Chris_arnade @SirinsArturs Splurge on the Abbot Ale at Spoons. It's by the same brewery as Ruddles Best

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@ThePrimeagen Zed's streams are awesome. Love his gamedev ones, too

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@aarondfrancis Not industrial per se but need it in my life.

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@PerttiSoomann @JackEllis This hurts deep inside.

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@thdxr It's a blessing and a curse

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@kenwheeler I swear this place was on an episode of Fuck That's Delicious

[Greg Mayes @GregMayesDev]

Advising junior devs not to over engineer things is depriving them of a pivotal learning experience. It's a rite of passage to massively over engineer a project and then subsequently learn why it was a mistake when you go to maintain it