plain ole greg

audience/social. wasn’t allowed to watch the Simpsons as a kid so I don’t know what you’re taking about.

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

whoa.

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

Whoa ya’ll are still here? Wild.

[Tripadvisor @Tripadvisor]

You're looking at the #travelerschoice #1 top attraction in the world. 📍Empire State Building https://t.co/k32SSEb6Y9

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

@benjamingsmith I do - I’ll drop ship my likeness anywhere in the world instantly for a couple bucks

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

Grapefruit Dry is a not a small reason why I could never leave.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I wrote for @Slate about Polar Seltzer and the joy of a regionally-based I-told-you-so. https://t.co/f2KC0yP08c

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

@mkarolian You just doxxed yourself bro. If I Google “best house ever” I’ll find you easy

[Tripadvisor @Tripadvisor]

If you're not doing anything this Sunday, maybe you should start planning your next trip to Kyoto.

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

@BofA_Help any update on the issue affecting contracts? Been unable to proceed on an auto loan for more than 24 hours.

[Tripadvisor @Tripadvisor]

We heard a rumor that you've never been to Avignon, France before? If it's true, you better start booking your flights. Don't want that rumor to spread.

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

can’t wait

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

@mkarolian Fact check on that: Still True

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

I need an expert does this mean I can retire early?

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

I’m feeling three holo Charizards let’s open these bad boys

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

Found these Pokémon cards in my childhood things that are unopened, seems like it game in a cereal box, and are apparently not worth more than $10.

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

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[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

Found these Pokémon cards in my childhood things that are unopened, seems like it game in a cereal box, and are apparently not worth more than $10.

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

@kslane @BertoScalese well at least they didn’t waste too much of your time

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

@kslane @BertoScalese I am reminded of this thread

[plain ole greg @gregmurphy]

@kslane @BertoScalese lol I chose spurs this year fml