From 1966 to 2025 we dropped sterile flies over South America that ate screwworm and thus prevented them from spreading, but the le epic efficient cracked coders at DOGE thought this was a silly waste of the ~0 dollars it cost us.
baby boomers, last week: if you can't afford a house, you're not working hard enough. nobody ever gave us a break
baby boomers, this week: i cant afford my house unless i get tax breaks
I have two principles in this life. Be authentic, and don’t be a hypocrite. To call a guy Sleepy for four years and then to ignore the many times your guy sleeps on camera violates those principles
Trump in March: “This [ballroom is] no charge to the taxpayer whatsoever. This was all donations made by friends of mine… Not one penny of tax will be donated to this.”
This should be on the front page of every newspaper in America.
A Syrian billionaire needed U.S. sanctions lifted so he could cash in on $12 billion in reconstruction contracts.
In an attempt to influence American foreign policy, he proposed a Trump-branded golf course, cut Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump into a multibillion-dollar real estate deal for a resort in Albania, and had someone physically deliver a stone engraved with the Trump family crest to a Republican Member of Congress with instructions to take it to the White House to get the President's attention.
Trump threw his weight behind repealing the sanctions. They were lifted. The contracts are moving, the Trump family’s deals are expanding, and not a single Washington Republican is willing to say a word about any of it.
This is a corruption of everything the office of the presidency is supposed to stand for, and the American people deserve to know about it.
https://t.co/A4lQE3ktoG
Megyn Kelly in 2023:
“If he had sex with a 16-year-old when he was 31, I am DONE with Russell Brand.”
Megyn Kelly in 2026: gives him a friendly interview as he admits to doing it.
BREAKING: @ElonMusk admits that "Hardware 3 simply does not have the capability to achieve Unsupervised FSD".
7 years ago, Musk said HW3 Teslas had "all the hardware necessary, compute and otherwise, for Full Self-Driving. He repeated this for years.
Musk defrauded millions of Tesla customers.
Me: “8647”
Trump supporters: “That’s a death threat! Arrest him!”
Trump: “An entire civilization is going to die tonight.”
Trump supporters: “Stop reading so much into it.”