@offtheballbbc Coo’s erse and banjo
Stramash, stooshie, rammy
Cracks - Always used to describe a tasty foreign team e.g. Aberdeen are playing French cracks PSG.
@FattusPrickus I was at an appointment with my Chinese dentist yesterday when the “Hawf Two” alarm went off. “Tooth hurty?” he said. We both pished ourselves laughing then everyone applauded.
@RaithProgGuy@RaithRovers Was going to suggest Claude Anelka which would cover France and “pointless” but I think he actually managed a draw against Airdrie