Gregor Kaplan

Engineer, Maker of Cider, Cured Products and Pottery. My opinions, such as they are, are mine alone and do not represent those of my employer or livestock.

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@AdobeFonts @fontrix @creativecloud Nice work guys! Always glad to see you’re keeping East Asian font serving moving along! So proud to have helped make it possible.

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Conversation you never thought you’d have: “No dear, totally safe. Santa is a First Responder so he’s been immunized.”

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If you took off at the start of the pandemic, you’d be arriving at Mars about now.

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@FontsInUse @ivanbe @ChristopherSlye Alcohol never ceases to be fascinating

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It would appear I set a timer for 5 min around 7:30 every night. Thanks, Siri! Great suggestion!

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@kstewart He makes me cry everytime.

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@bram_stein What does it all mean?!?!

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@behdadesfahbod Beautiful

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So... sedition is what Republicans are now calling for? Yup, that’s the party ofReagan and Lincoln alright! gop![sic] gop! [sic]

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@hamletmax @HankAzaria Actually, Heart.

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@hamletmax Just say No.

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Wow. Chickens just caught a mouse. Scenes from Jurassic World ensue.

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Please have some cute today.

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Ganders don’t mess around.

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Yes. This, this is right.

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@tsudajunko うらやましい！蕗はない、ここに。

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And the bees come this afternoon. Too much going on? Probably.

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We just hatched our first chick in an incubator ever! Speckled Sussex crossed with a Dorking. A Speckled Dussex, if you will. It can join the 40 chicks we received in the mail in Weds.... And the two geese hatched Tuesday... And the duck yesterday.

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Well, now it’s 5 duckling. And let’s not forgets Tuesday’s Gloucestershire Old Spots!

[WA Emergency Management @waEMD]

Please don't eat tide pods or inject yourself with any kind of disinfectant.

If you do need help with #COVID19 issues, we have lots of resources at https://t.co/C4x8jjWL0x

Just don't make a bad situation worse.