Gregor Wappler

English graduate, writer, bar stool prophet.

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

A man just LET HIMSELF INTO MY FLAT and this happened.

Man: why are you naked?
Me: cause this is my house. Why are you here?
Man: housekeeping?
*the man was not dressed for housekeeping*
Me: I’ve not ordered any housekeeping.
Man: oh..*leaves.*

He was a burglar wasn’t he?

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

So we’re moving on to what will be our 6th Prime Minister in 10 years. Two of which won a majority in a general election, only 1 of them became Prime Minister as a result of a general election.

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

Well done Steve Clark and that ref, you’ve upset my mum who’s watched her first football game since 1998. I hope you are happy with yourselves.

[Grillmaster Nehmdawghausen 🍉 @nehmdoge]

Everyone who’s not a soccer fan finding out about Haaland is killing me lmfao. Yeah that caveman looking cyborg is simultaneously one of the funniest people alive and one of the greatest strikers alive

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

Has VAR lost the feed?

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

How are Souttar and McKenna on the bench and Hanley consistently gets the nod? The man has the turning circle of a punctured Boeing.

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

Has the ref lost his whistle?

[owen @olpafc_]

Wait until this guy sees the Welsh flag

[Paul Kelly @arabshedboy]

Where the fuck was this poll carried out?

Ibrox?

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

It’s good that Harry Kane wants to help the team out and drop back but surely him ending up at centre back is going to be an issue as the tournament progresses? He can’t be dropping as deep as that every game.

[Advit 🇪🇸🇦🇷 @advitwake]

Messi being the first person to play 6 different world cups simply because Argentina's match is scheduled before Portugal is really funny

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

Why is Emma Bayes giving us tactical analysis using a chalkboard on the wall of a rooftop kitchen?

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

Imagine England allowing an unemployed layabout like John Stones represent the country on the national stage. Nigel Farage must be furious.

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

It’s going to be hilarious when Harry Kane picks up an injury in the last group game and England get binned in the quarters.

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

Shearer spends his life saying VAR isn’t fit for purpose and needs to be scrapped, then moans when the ref doesn’t allow it to overturn his decision. #WorldCup

[Kirk Lazarus @lewisclarke96]

Makes you proud to be British

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

RATINGS! Scotland’s return to the #WorldCup, which aired in the middle of the night at the weekend, had a peak audience of 2.4 million viewers and record breaking 80% share from 2am in the UK. #HAISCO

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

I’m on 150mg of sertraline and Lee Dixon is rendering all of it completely useless.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Gregor Wappler @gregorwaps]

There should be a sacrifice for any commentator who’s as miserable as Lee Dixon at a World Cup. Anyone who gives that big Lawrenson energy in the first week is immediately replaced by a random fan for the rest of the tournament.